lordmetroland
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+1 on this question. @crackaddict, any wisdom here? I’ve avoided “plastic” bindings for a long time, reasoning that metal is stiffer. A quick examination of the logic - complicated chassis, multiple connection points, variable quality - suggests this is the bias of a lazy man. Maybe I need to reconsider?
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Yegads, man, this isn't Reddit or Snowboarding Forum; this is the Royal Academy. Bring some rigor and repeatability to the show next time.
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You know, when threatened, armadillos roll themselves into… …yes, giant balls. We’ve come full circle, so I think we can call it a wrap! Let’s all head home now.
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Of course, The Spawn of Satan would have no need for a vaccine, so you can see where the confusion started. Happy I was able to contribute to productive discussions!
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Helmet with integrated visor: suggestions?
lordmetroland replied to Eboot's topic in Carving Central
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Last time I go to Nicki Minaj for medical advice. All those vaccinations didn’t swell things at all. I should have gone with the tried-and-true hernia surgery method. Not just the size of gorilla nuts, but the color too. Looks like I’ll be lame at snowboarding again this season…
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I love me some facts. Can’t get enough o’ them facts. All facts, all the time.
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I heard what my girl Nicki said and I snuck in and got a double dose. I’m jes’ sitting back waiting for the swelling to start!
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Evidently though, according to Nicki Minaj, the vaccine might make your onions swell, which in your case would be on theme. I’m totally expecting it to improve my snowboarding.
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Jesus! It was Jesus what done built it! But it was Gibby that huffed all the epoxy…
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Since other threads are making me stupid, I’ve decided to switch up my daily dose of stupid in a form that at least tastes good:
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For the sweet love of Jonas Salk, I wish I could get myself vaccinated against reading these posts. They're depleting my already scant grey matter, but I can't seem to stop myself...
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Too long and complicated. Just want sound bites that will outrage me…
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Angry Snowboarder - Top 5 Reasons Hard Booting is Skiing
lordmetroland replied to pmorita's topic in Carving Central
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, critique (or teach gym, if you’re Woody Allen) I’d consider it a point of pride to be insulted by a bumblef*** like that guy (though I confess the original Top 5 that started the whole thread was pretty funny)… -
+1 on that. It took a lot more will and backbone to be a kook before the internet/social media. You really had to WANT to view porn / buy drugs / see some weird band to overcome the obstacles. Now any a******e can find like-minded a********s without expending any effort.
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…and, evidently, vaccination also makes you less susceptible to conspiracy theories and quackery.
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Burton Step-On Bindings review
lordmetroland replied to drschwartz's topic in Softboot Carving Gear Reviews
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Same for Loveland. And it’s cold and windy. And the food portions are small. And the coyotes are brazen and aggressive. Spread the word.
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When time is highly constrained, quality and quantity merge.
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At that speed, it’s not sudden…
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I seriously cannot figure out why you’re not holding a speargun in this picture.
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Happy to be the ignorant moron here, but doesn’t Carver do this same thing?
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Oh god, please tell us you did that epic pond skim...
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Anybody Using a Rear Facing Safety Camera their Moto or Bicycle?
lordmetroland replied to barryj's topic in The Lodge
"Live free or die," indeed...
