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lordmetroland last won the day on April 7

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  1. I seriously cannot figure out why you’re not holding a speargun in this picture.
  2. Happy to be the ignorant moron here, but doesn’t Carver do this same thing?
  3. Oh god, please tell us you did that epic pond skim...
  4. Should this make me giggle less? I'm confused...
  5. I’m sure you’re right but those little tails always amuse the s*** out of me.
  6. Nice. Always makes me think of The Cramps.
  7. 2020-21 season is winding down; time to look forward to next year. And wouldn’t your soft boot carver be much improved - both looks and function - with a bunch of carbon lashed to it?
  8. +1 on this. It’s been a couple years but I’ve taken a handful of boards there for grinding, structuring and waxing. If I’m not doing it myself, I’ll take mine there. I love the concept of the hot box! Did nice work at a reasonable price. Purportedly started by a couple of World Cup ski tuners who got tired of traveling (and probably being cold all the damn time). The shop ain’t much to look at, but that only increases the charm.
  9. It's a death trap. It's a suicide rap.
  10. In some circles, this is known as “swinging...”
  11. At every ski shop on the front range...
  12. Sadly, I have tiny, doll hands so the truth is in there somewhere.
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