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FrankNBeans last won the day on September 1 2019

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  1. The best x 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22wwbTQYKxc&list=RDeD_24nDzkeo&index=2
  2. 'Is that one of those speed boards or slalom boards?' Me: 'Yeah, one of.' 'That board is so rad.' Me: 'It's the only way I can keep up with my girlfriend.'
  3. I am on a normal, everyday alpine board.
  4. Hearing the usual 'speed board', 'downhill board', 'slalom board' stuff, I am still puzzled by the 'tele-board' reference. I just can't wrap my head around how someone, anyone could come up with that. Tele-board?!?! I can't imagine I am the only that has heard that. Has anyone that has heard that asked what that even means?
  5. A guy at the top asked, 'What kind of bindings are those?'. In my best Dio impression, I said, 'Trench Digggeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrzzzzzzzz!!!' as I slid away. I was pretty funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHrXtV5Ck7E&list=PLDmls1XUBoqyJz2ffxmovUCUsbx4JTZc9
  6. My snowboard related injuries a quite few: in '87 or '88 while boot packing, I jammed my thumb in a rock in a heel turn. '94 jammed my shoulder. And a couple of years ago, slammed by a straight-liner. Otherwise, I've been been on the receiving end of car v. bike...twice. Both times required lifeflight(sigh).
  7. short & fat > topic heading By xy9ine, August 14, 2018 in Carving Central and sounds like a dating site
  8. The three-fer: One of my neighbor sees me leaving in the mornings with my xc stuff so she assumed I skied. Whelp, at the lift line, we bump into one-another and she says,' We always thought you were a skier?!" I said, 'I won't hold that against you.' I am on the chair with my French-Canadian friend as two more join us on the quad. They had a strong accent so my friend asked them if they where from France. They said yes and spoke French with each other then they turned to me and said how much they enjoyed watching my turns and haven't seen that since they were in the Alps years ago. That was pretty flattering. As I walk home, another neighbor is unloading her car with a friend. I stop to say hello when she starts telling her friend she should see me this/that/the other. I say,' Yeah, I'm always listening to Slayer.' The neighbor and I laugh but her friend said, 'Right on!'....and she was serious! That was a little creepy.
  9. I don't usually go out during the holiday period but to day was a sunny day with some freshies and windblown stuff. Meh. After a few laps, I am at the bottom, un-clipped, and working my way through the maze. As I slide past a guy, he asks, 'Is that a ski or a snowboard?'. I simply said 'yes' and went on my way. Another meh.
  10. This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLBfsPCS-pA takes my mind off the suggestive lyrics of The Nails 88 Lines about 44 Women
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srHzGWlec7s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C-uNgKwPLE
  12. The 360 Misty Slide out of a gate by Mariano Lopez at 1:06:30...priceless
  13. Your girlfriend says, 'I always know where you are on a run by how many people on the lift have their necks cranked over.'
  14. I had a birthday a few days ago and was asked what I would like. I simply said, 'another one'. Simplicity at it's finest.
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