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lordmetroland

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  1. lordmetroland
    I want to race like Shawn Palmer. What was the Shawn Palmer regimen?
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    I’m thinking one of those “Blind Skier” bibs might be the solution. But it should say “Bad Gas” instead.
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    F-ing cash grab. Makes me pine for the days of Street Luge…
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    Since no one is paying attention, on the opposite end of the spectrum: His flow is impossible, especially verse two. Detroit has historically produced a ton of great, gritty, giving-you-the-finger music. Is any US city better?
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    I could listen to that little syncopated piano break at about 3:45 over and over and over. The guy is just going off. I'd pay for the piano track and nothing else.
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    Oh s***, all this time I thought that’s what you were using the Pork Roll for…
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    Tried that, but my helmet covered them up. F***ing safety...
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    It's a thought, but I imagine that the the likelihood of straightlining is close to perfectly inversely proportional to the desire/ability to read/grasp legal documentation. Whose? And why is she brandishing it?
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    I fear the thread is getting dangerously close to The Vitruvian Man Threshold; I pray there’s still time to turn back!
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    Oh joy! I may own the last Assault 175 to come off the press, a prototype for the next season's run that was cancelled. Maybe my favorite board ever, but clearly too narrow for my size 13s. So fun…
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    Without looking, it’s gotta be “Monkey Man!”
  13. lordmetroland
    Have you noticed that a 6 ounce yogurt is now 5? Or a pound of coffee is now 12 ounces? The prices haven’t changed…
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    Yo Lci!!

    lordmetroland replied to big mario's topic in Colorado

    Twist and all of 3 is (happily) underappreciated. Though I’m more of an “All Smiles” man, myself.
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    Shite, indeed. Soundtrack for the Apocalypse...
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    R.I.P. Shane MacGowan. The teeth are legend.
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    @Pat Donnelly thanks for posting. Bummer he sold the outfit. I kept my Quimbola Man pants from 1990 for all the embedded memories.
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    Man, there’s a heel side by a guy in lavender at about 5:04 that is simply beautiful.
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    Yo Lci!!

    lordmetroland replied to big mario's topic in Colorado

    Wait, the door was wide open and you waltz in with that weak-a** “I hurt my glutes riding a stationary bike” sauce?! Here are three better options to chose from: 1. I tried a dry colonoscopy on a dare. 2. Still recovering from my true-to-life “Richard Gere urban legend” Halloween costume. 3. I didn’t realize coffee enemas were done using cold coffee.
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    Yo Lci!!

    lordmetroland replied to big mario's topic in Colorado

    Totally disagree. This is the sort of post that demands more explanation…
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    Yo Lci!!

    lordmetroland replied to big mario's topic in Colorado

    Welcome to our newly renamed, “L'abattoir” chairlift!
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    Who are these fake men other boards are designed for? Those sound like my homies so I’d better be on the right gear.
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    Man, I'm no radiologist, but you might want to get those fleshy excrescences at the bottom of the MRI checked out. No idea what they might be...?
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    That huge backside at 1:14 would have Sir Mix-a-Lot gibbering. Lordy…
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    Don’t worry about it; they only go after people who aren’t wearing helmets. They hate removing the packaging to get to the juicy center.
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