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    Yo Lci!!

    lordmetroland replied to big mario's topic in Colorado

    I love that you waited until you got home to confirm. The true benefit of the white Sansabelts is that you don’t have to check, the evidence is obvious to everyone.
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    You’d have included “waxless Brazilians” in your list…
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    Yes, it’s called Gorilla tape. Also useful if you have home repairs or kidnappings on the agenda.
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    Any feedback on the CV stiffness? Considering the allegedly stiffer XV but…
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    Rich unintentional comedy vein here... "We're not talking about these $1000 custom jobs recommended by butt-hurt, middle-aged white guys wearing ski boots." And in a list created by a butt-hurt ("angry") middle-aged white guy, the number 1 carving board is a $1000 deck created by a guy who made his reputation wearing "ski boots." I love this guy!
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    +1 on this question. @crackaddict, any wisdom here? I’ve avoided “plastic” bindings for a long time, reasoning that metal is stiffer. A quick examination of the logic - complicated chassis, multiple connection points, variable quality - suggests this is the bias of a lazy man. Maybe I need to reconsider?
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    Yegads, man, this isn't Reddit or Snowboarding Forum; this is the Royal Academy. Bring some rigor and repeatability to the show next time.
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    You know, when threatened, armadillos roll themselves into… …yes, giant balls. We’ve come full circle, so I think we can call it a wrap! Let’s all head home now.
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    Of course, The Spawn of Satan would have no need for a vaccine, so you can see where the confusion started. Happy I was able to contribute to productive discussions!
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    So…are you saying the gapers are on to something here?
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    Last time I go to Nicki Minaj for medical advice. All those vaccinations didn’t swell things at all. I should have gone with the tried-and-true hernia surgery method. Not just the size of gorilla nuts, but the color too. Looks like I’ll be lame at snowboarding again this season…
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    I love me some facts. Can’t get enough o’ them facts. All facts, all the time.
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    I heard what my girl Nicki said and I snuck in and got a double dose. I’m jes’ sitting back waiting for the swelling to start!
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    Evidently though, according to Nicki Minaj, the vaccine might make your onions swell, which in your case would be on theme. I’m totally expecting it to improve my snowboarding.
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    music

    lordmetroland replied to FrankNBeans's topic in The Lodge

    Jesus! It was Jesus what done built it! But it was Gibby that huffed all the epoxy…
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    lordmetroland replied to FrankNBeans's topic in The Lodge

    Since other threads are making me stupid, I’ve decided to switch up my daily dose of stupid in a form that at least tastes good:
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    For the sweet love of Jonas Salk, I wish I could get myself vaccinated against reading these posts. They're depleting my already scant grey matter, but I can't seem to stop myself...
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    Too long and complicated. Just want sound bites that will outrage me…
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    Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, critique (or teach gym, if you’re Woody Allen) I’d consider it a point of pride to be insulted by a bumblef*** like that guy (though I confess the original Top 5 that started the whole thread was pretty funny)…
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    +1 on that. It took a lot more will and backbone to be a kook before the internet/social media. You really had to WANT to view porn / buy drugs / see some weird band to overcome the obstacles. Now any a******e can find like-minded a********s without expending any effort.
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    …and, evidently, vaccination also makes you less susceptible to conspiracy theories and quackery.
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    Man, that looks like one seriously thick-a** heel loop…
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    Same for Loveland. And it’s cold and windy. And the food portions are small. And the coyotes are brazen and aggressive. Spread the word.
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    When time is highly constrained, quality and quantity merge.
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    At that speed, it’s not sudden…
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