Fresh from the Top Secret Coiler Lab...
Lets just call it a Montucky Kick-Ass Blaster...
Wood core made from the Howard Huges Spruce Goose Airplane wing spars.
Top sheet has a composite mix from official NBA basketballs for extra bounce.
Base is made from the latested super slippery slidy material from NASA, Slidatonium...
The edges are crafted from the leading edge material on the Apache attack helicopter blades...
The core has been tuned with special blend of cosmic, organic and inorganic materials....that I am not allowed to discuss...
Should be about 174ish, 18ish waist and about a 13-14ish SCR...
Picture intentionally grainy for security issues...
Thanks Bruce!