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Not sure what's so funny here, but okay. I've been lurking here for quite a while, and it seems there would still be a market for asyms out there, so I'm inclined to believe the conspiracies. Makes sense to me, why wouldn't you want the sidecut between your toes and heels?

I was holding out for a Decapitator, but Bomber seems to be taking their sweet time with the rollout. I think this PJ will be the next best thing. I mean, there are no other pro-signature race boards out there, right? And those bindings look stout.

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Today, the world of alpine snowboarding exists only on internet discussion forums, and in the ego-maniacle minds of racers who are above participating in them. Some alpine-specific snowboard companies today produce snowboards that attempt to replicate the performance of the wider asym shapes, but they cannot afford to produce regular/goofy specific models because as stated above it is costly, and because they are afraid the intelligencia of pro-symetrical alpine snowboarders would gang up on whoever bought one and tell them they were having fun incorrectly

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! :eplus2::eplus2::eplus2:

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Here's my favorite part haha

"One conspiracy theory asserts that Burton colluded with Rossignol (who never figured out how to make an asymetrical snowboard because they are French) to kill off asymetrical snowboards in order streamline and cheapen production, so that it could be outsourced to less skilled laborers in Kazakhstan, the Dominican Republic, and Cleveland."

Conspiracy theory? Kazakhstan? Cleveland?

WTF?!?!

Awesome, truly awesome writing. Kudos

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