Not sure what's so funny here, but okay. I've been lurking here for quite a while, and it seems there would still be a market for asyms out there, so I'm inclined to believe the conspiracies. Makes sense to me, why wouldn't you want the sidecut between your toes and heels?
I was holding out for a Decapitator, but Bomber seems to be taking their sweet time with the rollout. I think this PJ will be the next best thing. I mean, there are no other pro-signature race boards out there, right? And those bindings look stout.