Hollywood 90210 Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 Team 32 will be offering a clinic during this year’s ECES. There will be no signup list for this event nor any posted meeting times. The clinic will be floating all around the mountain. “All” meaning black diamond or double black diamond trails. When you are accepted into the clinic you will know it. The following are not allowed at any times during the clinic: mittens, neck warmers, whining or ECing. You must have at least 4 of the following to be allowed to attend: beard, flannel, dip, attitude, 200lbs+ club, race board with plate and a platinum card (used to buy Team members beers after the clinic). Under special circumstances, if you have a platinum card we may be able to waive the other requirements. What to expect from the Team 32 clinic: you will be insulted, confused and intimidated. You may even feel a little sick to your stomach. You will hear many f-bombs and other cuss words; if under 21 you will need a note from your mother. Your riding will most likely not improve. This is only an introductory clinic and we are not F-ing miracle workers. The Team 32 technique takes several years of apprenticeship, followed by a minimum of two years on your journey man’s license prior to achieving full Team 32 Member status. As our BroScience buddy Dom Mazzetti said “50% fact, 50% magic, 100% results, insert gunshot sound effect here” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffV Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) I'd like to sign TT up for this clinic, but in full disclosure there are several violations he is facing: 1. No longer operates a 1 ton US truck 2. Is lucky to weigh 162lbs soaking wet 3. HATES PBR 4. Can't ride a Kesslah 5. Loves mittens However he can bring attitude and is in possession of a limited addition T32 sticka Edited February 20, 2014 by GeoffV good point Derek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 The following are not allowed at any times during the clinic: mittens, neck warmers, whining or ECing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Blah blah blah... I wear gay pants to express myself....blah blah blah . I drive a mini van. This is why you two need to stick with the more spiritual clinic option: ... Your riding will most likely not improve. This is only an introductory clinic and we are not F-ing miracle workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) Guy FATHA will be offering his talents for a hand gun safety class, somewhere in the woods off of Tamarac. While where in the trees, I'm sure a couple pines will be dropped to. So just listen for a top handle STIHL and a SW 40cal Shield. SAFTEY FIRST, We will be off the trail about 10', for safety purposes. T32 will fit right in up at Stratton with our NH shenanigans ...................WTFATG's !!! Carvin harda and fatha, festival at GoOn tomorrow ! Edited February 21, 2014 by MR. JOHN DEERE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertAlexander Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 What would these hand appendage protective devices be classified as? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Listen lady, we don't want those abominations anywhere near us. We will need a receipt from the transfer station before you will be allowed to post on this tread again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Looks like "bitchit" for roofin...wouldnt want to rub my nose or goggles with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 My snorkel and flippers are in the shop for a tune and wax. My pass says 2/22 is a no go at the go go. Looks like the harda and fatha festival (not to be confused with the downeast harda fatha festival) will be delayed until sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) calling 603-745-GoOn I spoke with coach FOOD last night as he was trolling the streets of Campton in his VAN, it looks like he's off this weekend. Let me know who is coming up to the hill and what days. I will line up MAIN GRIP for a bod-pon vid session. His rates are the same, so you will have to stick around and watch him drink a couple before your allowed to bolt. GFY's .i.. Edited March 3, 2014 by MR. JOHN DEERE ! MYOBASTFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 will be there sat but have an event on sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 That video looks like it could have been Ben Chapman and Trappy up at T-bars one afternoon after a wonderful day of riding for the WVBBTS's back in 2008 !!!!! Just saying ! BTW, the MAIN GRIP is in for Saturday ! NO Astroglide though, its weakens your legs. The WIF gets shut off tonight after 9:00 PM !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 10-4 jd i'm all out of the analeze polarious some porch time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 I like the way you think, but I have a work gig on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 EPIC at loon today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Here is what an NFL linebacker looks like on a SG .i.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Here's what an NFL quarter back looks like on a Kessler .i.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Main grip getting his groove on .i.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) ANOTHA EPIC AT LOON sunday !!! ADVICE: when the rut is there, ride the rut. No hero's when dealing with the rut !!!!!! Edited March 25, 2014 by MR. JOHN DEERE ! this is my OOOO face !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Grumpy OLDer MEN, getting to the goods on ANGEL street early !! Meanwhile the minions where carrying ALL......... the gear to the training hill, while the Advill express was locked in a like a napalm strike over the Du huong river !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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