MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 I'll be a GoOn on Sunday, anyone else or is it still tree stand season ? Last Sunday I saw this blonde chick on a carving board. Blonde hair, red one piece on a Coiler, I was on the kiddy hill with my 3 year old nephew. I think it was her 1st day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 It takes a special kind of arrogance to pretend you invented a binding adjustment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Looks like someone has Gilmour bias. I have it too. I always thought of Gilmour bias as the inherent understanding that someone is full of s h i t based on little or no available information. John's ideas might make sense sometimes but I ignore them due to Gilmour bias. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 So wait, I have a question. If I am running my boot gloves, do I use more Gilmour biASS or less? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 f=ma reminds me of a recent christian-gilmour-thidoedoo story I first deadlifted 500 pounds on Christmas Eve of my 17th year. It happened in my bedroom of my parent's house. My family and relatives were downstairs celebrating the holidays, but I preferred iron to the company of people. With nothing but the murmur of voices coming from downstairs to psyche me up, I pulled 500. I was super proud of myself, so I left the loaded bar on the floor as a testament to my accomplishment. Moments later, one of my uncles came up to my room to fetch me to open presents. He saw the barbell on the floor and asked how heavy it was. I proudly told him but he didn't even raise an eyebrow. "Can I try it?" he said. Mind you this was a 50-year-old man that I didn't exactly figure to be a world-class athlete. "Sure," I said, "but don't you want to warm-up first?" "Nah, I'll just try it like that," he answered. And without any warm-up, knowledge of technique, or effort (or so it seemed), he picked up the barbell. He held it up and said, "So that's what you kids do to have fun?" He put it down gently and went back downstairs. HAHAHAHAHAAHAAA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 I ran Gilmour bias last weekend because it was SO fuhkin cold guy. My boots shrank and my front foot was so loose that the binding wouldn't stay closed. So on the side of the hill I moved my heel block in on my front foot. I took care of the loose boot, it was by accident, but I can now say that was running JGFB instead of JDMFB.............brap ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) STEVO: The guy probably looked like a barrel of bourbon with two tree trunks for legs and T-rex arms. Natural-born strength! JMFD: That's the opposite of JGFB, but he invented that too! AKA Anti-JGFB Edited January 8, 2015 by polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 So wait, I have a question. If I am running my boot gloves, do I use more Gilmour biASS or less? BI-as curious? While standing at the side of a 'race' course, no bias necessary. While out slaying it; no boot muffins, no bias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob L. Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Anyone gonna be at Loon Thurs or Fri 1/15-1/16? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 BOBL - Weekend warriors and I say that with great hesitation. The warrior part..............................!!!! How many lodges can you go to at Loon in 3hrs ? a) none b) 2 c) 3 d) all of them and GFY's Why visit each lodge ? a) hot cocoa b) the bar is open c) cold feet d) all of the above Why stay in the lodge until 11:30 pm ? a) because they didn't close at 7pm like usual b) Pats pre and post game and then the otha game c) my boots were still cold d) thats when my mush buddy was shut off e) all of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) I thought we were looking for that dude who got In your way. Expardon me while if half spin and half fall into you. I had the right of way you know. Just read the jib code. Edited January 14, 2015 by polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) " Yo bro....................my bad.............. But you didn't need to call me fukkin idiot in front of my crew like that bro, That's not cool bro " Ok guy........gfy and be on your way. Do you not, see the 2 guyz behind me bro, yeah they both bench ova 300lbs, and we all have grey beards......hint, hint ? Oh yeah I forgot, I just picked you up while we intertwined as one heading towards the woods and placed you back on your feet, bro !See the way I saw it was like this:3 jibbin retards, hitting every possible object off the side of the trail, with failure on 100% of the jibs. 1st thing in the morning, bad light, etc, etc. Then all of a sudden one jibber has his huck tray pointed directly between my boots and was closing in on me fast. So yes I grabbed him, man handled him, picked him up and put him down without much contact, other than a huge ding on my 10 year old kessler, and yes I called him a fukkin idiot. I thought he deserved it. Difficulty - 8 points. Them just being on the mountain before 1:00pm is a minor miracle. Execution of tricks - 0 points. They scrubbed and ate $hit every time thier boards left the snow. Pipe use - 10 points. They did use the whole thing. They are not the 1st group of A$$-holes to use that trail as a personal 1/4 mile long 1/4 pipe. Amplitude - 0 points. Overall Impression - 18 out of 40, no second run, comp ova bra thanks for coming and please don't come back !! Edited January 16, 2015 by MR. JOHN DEERE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 there is a phenomenon called old man strength- please see the previous true story from christian gilmour thiadoedoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) I think it's like Gilmour on steroids on that site. Did you read the one about the actor who gained 40 pounds in 3 months and is repping 425 on his rack pulls or dead squats, whatever the hell those are. If you ask them, it's all about the supplements. Maybe he shoulda spent some time at the range firing the MacMillan TAC 338 Edited January 17, 2015 by polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 thta koolaid prob costs some poor young naive slob 3 bills a month..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm pretty sure the bcooper stack runs around 300 a week. Gains don't come for free dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 T32 going to make a return to the loaf this winter? There will be a few of us up from 2/23-2/27 after the school break mess. Watch out for gapers and gfy Bonz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) Edited January 24, 2015 by stevo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) Old. Man. Strength. For anyone who doesn’t believe it (which at this point is kind of like not believing in gravity) there’s all the proof you need. That old ass dude can barely walk, but when danger strikes he turns into The Hulk. Catching chairs like they were air, snapping brooms with his finger tips, fighting off crazy chicks. He was a monster. But that’s what living on this here earth for 50+ years does to a person, it turns you into stone. Edited January 24, 2015 by stevo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Step aside string bean. It's go time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) No pulse. No Heart. Nick Chopper. Tin Woodman. Words. Fail. Me. GFYs! Edited January 27, 2015 by polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 old man strength is off the charts....the main ingredient of nightmares right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Kid is lucky to be alive after messing with this old man. Edited January 29, 2015 by polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 lol tough old graybeard hey KIDS don’ fight old MEN they’re tougher than you they're men you’re boys they listen to rock and roll you listen to pop they drink whiskey and bourbon you drink light fruit beer they have bushes you're manscaped metrosexuals everything they do is infinitely more masculine than what you do i don’t care how big you are or how gray his beard is, don’t F with them you will get your face stomped every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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