polaris Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Gnarly dude! One time I got all twisted up while loading at 7-Bros because the group in front of us had a similar issue. When I got ready to load the chair, the upper bracket hit me in the head and cut my scalp. This one guy sees the blood running down my face and smeared over my eye and says, "You look like an Indian" and laughed. I was like, real funny bro, but I think you mean Native American! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood 90210 Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Spicoli, we weren't laughing at you we were laughing with you. It is good to have you on board! It is about time you chimed in here. Figures, Spicoli's first ever post has a butt plug reference. Classic! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Spicoli said: Those butt plugs on the seat in the first pic? Yup saw that, took the high road , but thank you spic !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Ski patrol: so I’ve been getting lots requests from ski patrol all year since Connie started wearing the white Kross for me to join as well . the director who has pulled my pass 3 times now, and has even put me in the back of a Lincoln squad car at one time, grabbed me yesterday, after I knifed lower flume 3 consecutive runs early yesterday. I shrugged it off as I would never consider it, BUT THEN I thought about it: early morning sweep, setting panels anywhere. Possibly in the half pipe !!! Northstar and lower flume for sure !! noon grooms, angel street and lower flume. Spending most of my time doing some light limbing with my MS462, in the woods. Maybe some site work down Gondi line, and flush cutting all stumps under south peak, with some more light limbing through that whole side as well. a bad dads ONLY singles line at the lifts and the bar line. so I’m starting a go fund me page for a pair of tasseled leather gloves with the white cross . 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Anyone going to be around this Friday ? GFY's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 On 2/22/2022 at 7:23 AM, MR. JOHN DEERE ! said: Ski patrol: Better people than me. They do cool stuff but they also do a lot of shitty manual labor. I'm not altruistic enough. When was the last time you saw a patroller ripping it up for the fun of it? I can't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonbordin Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 12 hours ago, Jack M said: When was the last time you saw a patroller ripping it up for the fun of it? I can't remember. I can... I was behind @rwmaron He usually has a big smile waiting at the bottom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 On 3/14/2022 at 8:35 AM, Jack M said: Better people than me. They do cool stuff but they also do a lot of shitty manual labor. I'm not altruistic enough. When was the last time you saw a patroller ripping it up for the fun of it? I can't remember. The young patroller at the river that took care of me in January was solid, professional, thoughtful and attentive. He ripped on skis with me in the sled as well. In 46 years of on snow fun and excitement, that was my first sled ride..that I remember..but they are definitely not compensated enough for the labor they face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 On 3/14/2022 at 8:35 AM, Jack M said: Better people than me. They do cool stuff but they also do a lot of shitty manual labor. I'm not altruistic enough. When was the last time you saw a patroller ripping it up for the fun of it? I can't remember. The plot thickens, with ski patrol. A couple weeks ago, I had two Ski Patrol assists as ski patrol was having a busy afternoon. First was a tib/fib break on Upper Walking Boss, Ski Patrol took 30 min to get on scene. Then when they got there, the second Ski Patrolman on a Donkey Knapton, had to leave right away, So they asked Connies Brother aka JMFD for help. GONGSHOW. wrap that one up and head down to the lift, then as I'm in the lift line, some poor kid in front of me, screwing around in lift line standing on his ski tips, literally knocks two of his teeth out. Being an expert in tooth injuries from my previous life, I thought id take care of this young goon and wait 30 min while Ski Patrol got to him. I told the kid, all the fun he is going to have with losing his teeth when he gets older, and he will need a bat to defend himself as all the girls are going to be attacking him when he gets older. At least I got the kid to laugh as blood was shooting out everywhere as I'm making him laugh !! +50 CP's Im pulling away, this is all but clinches for 21/22 CPS Championship ! I at least have wrapped up home field for the playoffs........... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Well done sir!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 -50 for self scoring (again) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood 90210 Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 Absolutely correct Mr. Polaris. The self scoring rule has been in place for a few weekends now. It was put on the books just for situations like this. It is OK to admit to a deduction but claiming positive points is a big no-no. BTW Mr John Deere, good job for helping out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 On 3/18/2022 at 4:00 PM, Hollywood 90210 said: Absolutely correct Mr. Polaris. The self scoring rule has been in place for a few weekends now. It was put on the books just for situations like this. It is OK to admit to a deduction but claiming positive points is a big no-no. BTW Mr John Deere, good job for helping out. Like all the other herk jerk rule changes, I didn’t get the memo on this one either. I apologize…………. and GFYs !!! p.s is our season ova, or are we doing 80’s day next weekend ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 (edited) Anyone gonna be up for Hollywood Day aka Iroc Z day this Saturday ? I think this will be it for me. Edited March 31, 2022 by MR. JOHN DEERE ! GFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonbordin Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 You guys are going to have to be in full schedule mode next season... https://snowbrains.com/7-ikon-pass-resorts-will-manage-crowds-by-requiring-reservations-next-season/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 7 hours ago, lonbordin said: You guys are going to have to be in full schedule mode next season... https://snowbrains.com/7-ikon-pass-resorts-will-manage-crowds-by-requiring-reservations-next-season/ Unreal. I just put that $hithole aka LOON in my rear view mirror for the next 6 months , and you have my turbo all spun up again at full PSI !!! ****in dump. p.s the tater tots are even over fried. During 80”s day we had a Tot eating contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonbordin Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Maybe patrollers don't have to make reservations... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Why don't more people go to Cannon? Ahh..who cares...it's boat season..GFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 On 4/5/2022 at 10:00 AM, powdahbonz said: Why don't more people go to Cannon? Ahh..who cares...it's boat season..GFY Cause it’s a dump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkaholic Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 20 hours ago, MR. JOHN DEERE ! said: Cause it’s a dump. You T32 guys are just fancy lads with your pinky's out sipping your bud lime lights 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 Setting up a go fund me page. I just adopted 3) 300lbs ers, they’re gonna need to be fed the Dinna! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 On 5/4/2022 at 8:41 AM, MR. JOHN DEERE ! said: Setting up a go fund me page. I just adopted 3) 300lbs ers, they’re gonna need to be fed the Dinna! 300 gallons? 400 gallons? No big deal..those things run on "Thanks!", right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 On 5/6/2022 at 4:32 PM, powdahbonz said: 300 gallons? 400 gallons? No big deal..those things run on "Thanks!", right? 350 gallon belly, 85 GPH burn, 6,000 RPM @ 68 mph !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powdahbonz Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Looks like some natural this coming weekend...anyone riding? Might dust off the cobwebs at Goon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 18 hours ago, powdahbonz said: Looks like some natural this coming weekend...anyone riding? Might dust off the cobwebs at Goon ill be up, but might be trail building Saturday that's 50/50. Sunday ALL IN. The Bad Dads should be around, let us know. GFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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