Algunderfoot Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Here you go Bobby..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK in PA Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Ray gets my vote for Board Bling King with his Cyborg. Having the pleasure of watching them many weekends, Neil and his Kessler race crew get my vote for creating the coolest lift chair carving scene. I'm just having a ton of fun on my 182 NSR-II. Mind boggling edge hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bruce Varsava walked into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.... and got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_roboteye Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I liked this one: Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he looks under his bed to make sure Bruce Varsava isn't there. later, Dave R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneille Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Here's mine. 160 WFC, I think it's 22 wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carvingchef Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 TD3 and a Subaru Fin is going to like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdea Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Titanal, forget it, heres my favorite all aluminum ride:biggthump OHH MAN! I've wanted to take a spin in one for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Ong Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 You can use Bruce's names in all the Chuck Norris jokes and they still make sense.. Since this has become an i love Bruce thread.... If you have five dollars and Bruce V has five dollars, Bruce V has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Bruce V's computer. Bruce V is always in control. Apple pays Bruce V 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Bruce V can sneeze with his eyes open. Bruce V can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Bruce V is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Bruce V destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Bruce V can kill two stones with one bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Buggs Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bruce Varsava makes Chuck Norris hide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Varsava Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 OHH MAN! I've wanted to take a spin in one for a long time. Glad to see everyone having some here fun for a change:lol: Yeah, the car is fun its a 91 with only 69k Kms on it and I have had it for nearly 4 years. Its my hobby ( therapy) as I do all the work on it including basic track set up as I get to exercise it a few times a year at Mosport. Being 17 yrs old it does have a few dated designs but is very pleasing to the eye as IMO its a timeless design. Bought it when I still had a real job as I knew it was time to get all the toys before becoming a full time board builder. Super reliable as you can just beat the crap out of it all day and it still purrs when you come to a stop. My ace in the hole is my brother works for Honda so all parts are acquired at super happy hour prices. Still some crazy prices for stuff though. Want to supercharge, 10 grand+ US:eek: I'm happy with it as is , maybe just some headers to get another 20 HP and that'll be plenty. Bob. cmon up and we'll go for a spin, you better be short though as 6' and up you have to recline the seats somewhat. I'm only 5'-10" and with a helmet on, I'm bouncing against the headliner. Heres the summer set up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 bruce, ive got an 05 cummins 5.9l common rail engine sitting in my shop. lets drop it in, i think you'll like the numbers on her. the power ratings are around 435hp and 845'lbs of torque, thanks to www.bankspower.com. it would be the first sled pulling acura ever! btw t32, has officially changed our name to t32 metal militia! chubbie, chubbie, chubbie, chubbie! jc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guido591 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 SG Race 178T Custom Tomahawk GS180 T Custom Tomahwak SL 160 T Prior WCR Metal 177 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex1230 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Canada is not a Democracy. It is a Brucetatorship. Bruce does not get frostbite. Bruce bites frost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil sunday Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Having the pleasure of watching them many weekends, Neil and his Kessler race crew get my vote for creating the coolest lift chair carving scene. A K- sometime you're at Roundtop, track us down and we'll make some turns together! Obama appointed Bruce V to his cabinet, despite "silly citizenship requirements..." :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Knives don't cut Bruce V, Bruce V cuts knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colintkemp Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bruce Varsava doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them. And did you know: Bruce Varsava is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokkis Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I have to make complaint about Bruce, sorry. He has board called NSR which understood as NewSchoolRace but after being week on conditions from knee deep powder to hard surface i think correct name should be NewSuperRide. This incorrect naming will confuse people order other boards even this board is killer to almost any surface you could find. I rode all styles known (by me) from Bomber style via EC carves with Patrice to famous Flegmatic-carves and this board really kicks best out of slopes and rider everywhere Some pics here about lousy conditions where i was forced to do my testing cycle: http://www.ojankaivajat.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=10 I've been now with this board from local bunny hills to decent deep slopes and i must admit biggest surprise is how well this board turns but still keeps speed on bunnies and behaves so nicely also in slow speed :). For steeper surfaces and higher speeds i had no doubt anyway This board rocks:1luvu: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Buggs Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bruce V is the reason Waldo is Hiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carvingchef Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 didn't they make a movie about Bruce playing god oh yea, "BRUCE ALLMIGHTY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubz Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Pokkis That board collection on Page 4 is insane. If I were single that is what my basement would look like. Nice well rounded quiver. Now let me get back to my meager existence, 2 POGOs and a BV is prepping for press this afternoon on my custom, cannot wait. I dont know Chuck Norris jokes, The Big Mac one was my favorite so far, but I see Bruce as more like Clint Eastwood, who I think is more bad A$$ in his younger years than chuck ever was. The Outlaw Josey Wales is the best. "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" Bruce rides nice and smooth, relaxed, sorta like Josey on a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokkis Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 My quiver is changed quite lot since those pictures :rolleyes: so one day soon i will shoot new one, just need some light here dark North. It is getting more and more metal, Euro's gone and more "brushed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colintkemp Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Some guys pee their name in the snow; Bruce Varsava pees his name in cement. When Superman is in trouble, he runs to a phone booth and puts on his Bruce Varsava suit. And when girls have sex with God, the scream "BRUCE VARSAVA." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 ok. I was a co-perpetrator, but enough with the love-fest already!!! man. someone say something to bring the manliness quotient of this forum back up quick. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik J Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bruce V is the reason Waldo is Hiding OFF TOPIC!!! - BAN, BAN, BAN FOR LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Brown Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 man. someone say something to bring the manliness quotient of this forum back up quick. ;) Sorry I can't help there, I'm still catching my breath after hurting myself laughing!!! Plus, I'm in complete agreement with the accolades for Dr. Varsava. And to totally date myself: Little old lady says to Burton and company, "Where's the Bruce????" Sorry, couldn't resist an inane attempt at humour.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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