C5 Golfer Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 This is a story of the Dumbest guy I have known.. No need to Snopes this story- I know him and know this is unbelievably true. He is around 40 yr old with a beautiful very nice wife, lives on a beautiful golf course in a very nice expensive home. Wife has a high level job and makes enough for both of them so he has not needed to work in 5 years so he happily plays golf on his home course any day he wishes and any other activity he likes ---since he does not work. Don’t know if he did any of the cooking or house work – he was living a retired life – I think they hired out grounds keeper and house cleaning . She bought him a nice new shinny red sports car and everything else he needed or wanted since he had no income. Did I mention he did not have to work – she was his bank account so to speak!!! Anyway she come home one night or day and finds him having an affair with a neighbor lady – She kicks his ass out and files for divorce – he now has a small apartment, has to work and can’t afford green fees and has to give up golf and many other things. I think he got to keep the sports car. Color him dumb dumb dumb. :smashfrea:smashfrea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Glad to hear you get to keep the car. Sorry you're such a dumb***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Glad to hear you get to keep the car. Sorry you're such a dumb***. You are in the running for the second dumbest guy I know of.. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 You are in the running for the second dumbest guy I know of.. :lol::lol: Just be happy you can still drive your vette! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Just be happy you can still drive your vette! :D The Dumb guy of which I speak drives a Wanna Be a Sports Car -- Honda 2000 so maybe that makes him Dumb 2X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Glad to hear you get to keep the car. Sorry you're such a dumb***. That's what I was thinking. I mean, come on, c5 GOLFER... Just remember that money doesn't buy happyness. Sure seems like it could help, but evidently he didn't have it... Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 That's what I was thinking. I mean, come on, c5 GOLFER...Just remember that money doesn't buy happyness. Sure seems like it could help, but evidently he didn't have it... Whatever. Com on guys you can do better than that... Lets see how much fits I do not have a new shinny red sports car I do not live on a golf course I am not married I retired last year on my own money My GF is not rich I do my own grounds and house cleaning I have never taken money from any female I can afford my own green fees AND my neighbor lady is fat and ugly and very wrinkled.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffV Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 :lurk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 AND my neighbor lady is fat and ugly and very wrinkled.. What's a bet your friends was as well. Hell, if I was rich, and my man was at home - he'd be doing the damn housework and yardwork. Plus he'd better have dinner on the table, and greet me at the door in nothing but a loincloth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I guess I'm out. Loincloths chafe me so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patmoore Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 David Lee Roth was asked a few years ago if money could buy happiness and he replied, "No, but it will allow you to park your yacht next to it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
two_ravens Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I guess I'm out. Loincloths chafe me so... How about a sarong, then? I think guys can look great in a sarong, and they are so very comfy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queequeg Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 How about a sarong, then? I think guys can look great in a sarong, and they are so very comfy! I started wearing them when I was seven, in Malaysia. I love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I guess I'm out. Loincloths chafe me so... ...disturbed that you know this... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 How this thread ever got from a cheatin golfer who does not even like snowsports to chaffing loincloths is beyond me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdea Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 lol, a guy who likes chevrolet takes the piss out of a honda LOL anyway, I have to agree maybe it was a stupid move but I assume the guy clearly was not satisfied or had other issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobD Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Golf courses arn't that important. Now if had been one of those 7 figure houses, half way up a ski mountain. Where you get your "drive"way plowed and your "ski"way groomed, etc. Then I think you might have detected people here crying. BobD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 David Lee Roth was asked a few years ago if money could buy happiness and he replied, "No, but it will allow you to park your yacht next to it." "Money can't buy you happiness, but a bill collector will ruin your whole day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Does money buy you the ability to snowboard without gloves? I mean, my bare feet in plate bindings was just a silly joke...but I have to know, how do you snowboard hand-naked? Anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patmoore Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Does money buy you the ability to snowboard without gloves?I mean, my bare feet in plate bindings was just a silly joke...but I have to know, how do you snowboard hand-naked? Anyway.. If I hadn't been wearing gloves in Davos I'd never have made it to the bathroom. Binding wouldn't release and I really had to go!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 How this thread ever got from a cheatin golfer who does not even like snowsports to chaffing loincloths is beyond me!! This is Bomber, the spiritual home of thread drift. And there might have been a girl in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Pat, the thread that was in was one of the first I ever read on Bomber. I thought to myself... "I better stick around, I might fit in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 If I hadn't been wearing gloves in Davos I'd never have made it to the bathroom. Binding wouldn't release and I really had to go!!!!! Talk to the "HAND" or the "FOOT"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Sounds like my ex-......... Sex is a stupid thing to ruin a marriage over.....it's all the same in the end... Oh, and, my ex-, BTW, spent 14 months working in Iraq looking to recoup that 6 figure salary he walked away from (mine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Sex is a stupid thing to ruin a marriage over.....it's all the same in the end... Too much information! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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