Kent Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 http://www.bomberonline.com/articles/Decapitator.cfm This rawks!!!! Fin - are you taking pre-orders and when is shipment???? Kent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdboytyler Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I've got a 185 with 14m sidecut on pre-order. I should get it before next Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_x Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 You do realize it's an April Fool's joke, right ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patmoore Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Fin, that's absolustely inspired!!!! That's the best writeup I've seen since I introduced a guy named C. Colin Baakslasch to some online single women on a day in early April 1994. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.T. Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Dude, at that price I think I could get one for each day of the week!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdboytyler Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 You do realize it's an April Fool's joke, right ;) No man, it's real. My credit card got charged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjl Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I'm only getting one if I can get a hood scoop, spoiler, and aero ground effects. Does that 25 degree bevel edge come with a ginsu guarantee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ar(angel Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I didn't get a T-shirt with my Stealth Carbon! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike T Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 ...edges made of the stuff in Wolverine's implants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotts.Scheinman Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 You do realize it's an April Fool's joke, right ;) you better be serious just got my TD2's today eerg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateW Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 ZOMG ROFLOL!!!!111!!!eleven!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted April 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 You do realize it's an April Fool's joke, right ;) No way man.....this was posted on March 31st. I know Fin and he wouldn't pull a stunt like that. Have you visited his factory? This is sweet. The whole team was going to be ordering Titty Priors, but we're changing the order. The BEST part is that you'll never need to wax ever again! Just picture what the old Volant/Aggressions looked like...this is even better!!!! Thanks Fin for putting investment back into the sport. Can't wait.... K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Houghton Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 When I called to order a 165 and a 180 he asked me for my stance width, angles, cant and lift. THE BINDINGS ARE MACHINED AS PART OF THE BOARD!!! Wow, I'll never have to worry again about bolts coming loose, do I need Loctite or not, and all that. Thanks Fin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 it better not be an April Fools joke. I ordered 47 of these boards and was told they would be done in ONE WEEK, which is 1/257673456 the time it would take BRUCE to make one and 1/1452556 the time it would take SEAN to make one and 1/4143463456 the time it would take FRANK to make one. I want my 47 all titanal boards ON TIME because BORDY said theyre BANGIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I want that TD6 he spokes for. That metal board I already have: Volant Excel 162 Greets, Hans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 ...edges made of the stuff in Wolverine's implants. That would be anamantium and, since Magneto is the only one alive who can still manipulate it, Fin would have to hire an archcriminal..... I love it....TD6's...that reminds me of the line in "BASEketball", ESPN 8 "the ocho" and reference to the metal "unobtainium" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I heard that the raw materials (ie. the Titanal blocks) are being made by Wustof, and thats where the price comes from, since they are coming pre-sharpened at the 25 degree bevel. The cool thing about it is that its an INTERNAL bevel when it comes from Wustof, so all bomber needs to do is cut the shape out and expose the edge. Wusthof is also hand forging these edges into the board. Catek will soon be releasing a Decapitator Block in 3-20 slots to aid in the storage of these boards. I ordered a full set of them, I figure they will replace my ginsu knives in the kitchen and they will be able to take over my Quiver at the same time. ________ Glass Bongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordy Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 We have proven in testing that the metal stays cold in the cold and gets warm in the sun. It also is very shiny! If you like snow boards and things that are cold or warm and shiny, this is the board for you! Plus it goes WUB,WUB,WUB and thats a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik J Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I want the zylon t-shirt. Any plans for a serrated version? :D What happens if you put zylon, titanal, carbon fiber, texalium, titanium, boron, and teflon into a blender? Does the earth's gravity change and spit us all into space covered in really high tech shrapnel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 We have proven in testing that the metal stays cold in the cold and gets warm in the sun. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Brown Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Yuk, yuk, yuk... Thanks Fin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pow Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 ive never laughed so hard!:lol: Id like mine with a narrow boat nose for those powder days... It'd make an awesome freeride board to widen your range! Bomber's freeride board... the "Impaler" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derf Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 One shaped like a catek powerplate would be interesting. Just reuse Jeff's engineering and change the shape a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 We have proven in testing that the metal stays cold in the cold and gets warm in the sun. It also is very shiny! If you like snow boards and things that are cold or warm and shiny, this is the board for you! Plus it goes WUB,WUB,WUB and thats a good thing. You know, my washer goes "wub-wub-wub" with an unbalanced load and Sears tells me that's a bad thing.... Who to believe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Dahl Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 You know, my washer goes "wub-wub-wub" with an unbalanced load and Sears tells me that's a bad thing....Who to believe? I am not sure if I should even touch this one with a 10 ft. pole!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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