pmorita Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 My Uber driver was a comedian this morning. "What do you call old guys on Snowboards?" "Greys on trays" I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mig Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 http://www.graysontrays.com/blog/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drschwartz Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Old country western rider: Boot scooter hardbooter! Doc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamby Posted February 24, 2020 Report Share Posted February 24, 2020 I love snowboard jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobD Posted February 25, 2020 Report Share Posted February 25, 2020 it's a very long time time since I first heard "greys on trays". Never crossed my mind that I would ever be one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkaholic Posted February 25, 2020 Report Share Posted February 25, 2020 What does a pro snowboarder say when he/she steps up to the microphone? You want fries with that? Ink 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 How does a snowboarder say hello? Oh, sorry dude! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mario Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Corey said: How does a snowboarder say hello? Oh, sorry dude! I was just going to answer that with that very same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryj Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Who do ya call when you've had enough of the park rats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryj Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Whats the difference between a vacuum and a snowboard? The way you strap the dirtbag on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamby Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 How do you get a snowboarder off of your porch? Pay for the pizza. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamby Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 On 2/3/2020 at 7:54 AM, pmorita said: My Uber driver was a comedian this morning. "What do you call old guys on Snowboards?" "Greys on trays" I thought it was funny. We sometimes refer to old snowsports folks as: Grampa with a GoPro (or Grandma...) 3 minutes ago, lamby said: We sometimes refer to old snowsports folks as: Grampa with a GoPro (or Grandma...) Me and my wife are certainly in that age-group, but we like to think we can take it as good as we can give it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drschwartz Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Grandpa is too old to Go Pro. I do pretty well at amateur status tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryj Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 What were the snowboarder’s last words? “DUDE, WATCH THIS!!” What were the skier’s last words? “I think I’ll try snowboarding.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryj Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 How many snowboarders does it take to change a light bulb? 27 - 1 to do it, 8 to say i can do that better. and the rest to sit in the landing! How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them available, 1 to screw it in, one to film it and the rest to yell Sick!! How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5 - one to do it, 1 to film it, 2 to yell sick! and 1 to say i could do it switch! how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10 - 1 to do it and 9 to sit there and say "I could do that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoroSnow Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) A man entering a rental shop............. Rental Shop Owner : Hi mister !...................Skiing or boarding ?......... - Uhhh......... - OK ! .........Goofy or regular ? Edited March 2, 2020 by RoroSnow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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