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My Uber driver was a comedian this morning.

"What do you call old guys on Snowboards?"

"Greys on trays"

 

I thought it was funny.

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it's a very long time time since I first heard "greys on trays". Never crossed my mind that I would ever be one.

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What does a pro snowboarder say when he/she steps up to the microphone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

You want fries with that?

 

Ink

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How does a snowboarder say hello? 

 

 

 

 

Oh, sorry dude! 

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1 minute ago, Corey said:

How does a snowboarder say hello? 

 

 

 

 

Oh, sorry dude! 

I was just going to answer that with that very same thing

 

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Who do ya call when you've had enough of the park rats!

 

 

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Whats the difference between a vacuum and a snowboard?
The way you strap the dirtbag on!

 

 

 

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On 2/3/2020 at 7:54 AM, pmorita said:

My Uber driver was a comedian this morning.

"What do you call old guys on Snowboards?"

"Greys on trays"

 

I thought it was funny.

We sometimes refer to old snowsports folks as: Grampa with a GoPro (or Grandma...)

3 minutes ago, lamby said:

We sometimes refer to old snowsports folks as: Grampa with a GoPro (or Grandma...)

Me and my wife are certainly in that age-group, but we like to think we can take it as good as we can give it.

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What were the snowboarder’s last words?

“DUDE, WATCH THIS!!”

 

What were the skier’s last words?

“I think I’ll try snowboarding.”

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How many snowboarders does it take to change a light bulb?
27 -  1 to do it,  8 to say i can do that better. and the rest to sit in the landing!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them available, 1 to screw it in, one to film it and the rest to yell Sick!!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5  - one to do it,  1 to film it,  2 to yell sick!   and 1 to say i could do it switch!

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10 - 1 to do it and 9 to sit there and say "I could do that!"

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A man entering a rental shop.............

 

Rental Shop Owner :   Hi mister !...................Skiing or boarding ?.........

- Uhhh.........

- OK ! .........Goofy or regular ?

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