So if your kid loses a ski/yardsales under a roller you take off the remaining ski, hike up to the lip, position your poles in an X, hike down to the lost ski, carry both skis back up to the lip, grab your poles, put on your skis and then go.
It certainly beats death, but I've never seen it done.
Straightliners deserve to die. Too bad he couldn't just turn into the trees and not drag a 2nd grade girl with him.