big mario Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Amen brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Dold Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Girls that tell us they aren't interested in sex are like a guy going on to a car lot telling a salesman he's not ready to buy, he's only looking. Did you know that 30% of these guys end up driving home in a new car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Girls that tell us they aren't interested in sex are like a guy going on to a car lot telling a salesman he's not ready to buy, he's only looking. Did you know that 30% of these guys end up driving home in a new car? Steve, so "No" really means "Yes?" Hmmm. I think there are people who have used that argument yet still did jail time. Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 men not looking for sex are like men going to the car lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Girls that tell us they aren't interested in sex are like a guy going on to a car lot telling a salesman he's not ready to buy, he's only looking. Did you know that 30% of these guys end up driving home in a new car?Girls that say they are not interested in sex are LYING !! I understand that there have been bad experiences and there are lots of guys who are hurtful and disrespectful, but girls are interested in sex with the right guy at the right time. We are just more careful about who we take our clothes off with We also think about it too, just not every single second of every single day. Again, right person, right time. When everything is right - trust, honesty, emotions, and physical attraction then sex is one of the best things given to mankind This doesn't necessarily mean you are in love or lust or any of the above, it could just mean that everything is right for both parties at that time. Skipuppy, I agree. As long as both parties know all the facts up front, there's nothing wrong with cuddlin' and smoochin' - Thankfully!!! Life would certainly be boring without it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Steve, so "No" really means "Yes?" Hmmm. I think there are people who have used that argument yet still did jail time. Just a thought. Randy, you misunderstand. No definitely means NO - not every situation is right. Don't ever make that mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Randy, you misunderstand. No definitely means NO - not every situation is right. Don't ever make that mistake. Aren't we making the same point. I said to Steve that if you interpret "No" to mean "yes" you could go to jail. No means no, regardless of the age of the participants. The only time no doesn't mean no is in a role-play situation where the only thing that means no is whatever safe word you've agreed to in advance. Not that I have any experience with safe-words and role playing. :rolleyes: Oh, and I don't mean role playing like in online RPGs, I mean where you need this kind of Safe Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 I mean where you need this kind of Safe Word. Not that you would know anything about that..;) Glad to hear we are on the same page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike T Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 -snip- We also think about it too, just not every single second of every single day. -snip- LOL- I can assure you that I spend WAY more time thinking about snowboarding than I do thinking about sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 LOL- I can assure you that I spend WAY more time thinking about snowboarding than I do thinking about sex! Well Mike, not sure if that's good or bad...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Dold Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Steve, so "No" really means "Yes?" Hmmm. I think there are people who have used that argument yet still did jail time. Just a thought. Not exactly, when I hear "no" it usually means "ask me later, after I see what my other options are." I wasn't talking about date rape or anything like that. Michelle: I think Mike's married. Being married is kind of like having your own gas station that has free gas, right in your front yard. Does that make sense? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike T Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Yep, Steve is right, I'm married, and very happily so. (Don't shoot me - I probably shouldn't even be posting on this thread!) Combine that with the fact that it's been almost 7 months since I went snowboarding... and it's completely naturual that I ewould think WAY more about snowboarding :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Hmmmm. I probably think about sex more than snowboarding (maybe not at this time of year). However, I maintain that riding a huge powder bowl is way better than sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Again, right person, right time. When everything is right - trust, honesty, emotions, and physical attraction then sex is one of the best things given to mankind This doesn't necessarily mean you are in love or lust or any of the above, it could just mean that everything is right for both parties at that time. Michelle, are you telling us you are NOT a virgin??? Oh my goodness, all my allusions have been shattered!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 This is OT, but funny. This is apparently the men's room at the new Sofitel in Queenstown, NZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDY_2_Carve Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 The future of women's hardboot snowboarding: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipuppy Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 What does OT stand for? (PS- very cute girl^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Off Topic...as in this is not a snowboarding thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Hey D-Sub. She's 18! Hell, I was 18 before I lost my virginity (hmm, there's a thought for a new poll). Cut her some slack. She'll meet some guy and want to hook up eventually. OK now I feel really old I'd lost my viginity 4 years before she was even born...hell I'd already failed out of 1 college before she was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Weak joke but it is all I got. DUCK IS DEAD A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Michelle, are you telling us you are NOT a virgin??? Oh my goodness, all my allusions have been shattered!!! Nope, just what my "going-straight-to-hell" friends have told me. I'm an angel :ices_ange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Not exactly, when I hear "no" it usually means "ask me later, after I see what my other options are." I wasn't talking about date rape or anything like that. Once again STeve, Can't imagine why you are still single ;) Here's a little man bashing for you guys: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Dahl Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 both my grandkids are older than that! I'm almost to the 3rd gen. of carver training. And Michelle, that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 This is OT, but funny. This is apparently the men's room at the new Sofitel in Queenstown, NZ. HA! that might put me off a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Michelle, all my allusions have been shattered!!! all your indirect references have been shattered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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