An 80 years old Arab American man has lived close
to New York City for more than 50 years. He would
love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is
alone, old and weak. His only son is working in
Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem:
"My beloved son, I am very
sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, you would have
helped me and dug up the garden for me. I love you,
your father."
The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:
"My beloved father, please don't touch the garden.
It's there that I have hidden 'THE THING'. I love you
too, Ahmad".
At 4 pm the US Army, the Marines,
the FBI and the CIA visit the house of the old man,
take the whole garden apart, search every inch,
but can't find anything.
Disappointed, they apologize and leave the house.
The next day, the old man receives another e-mail
from his son: "My beloved father, I hope the garden
is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here on such
short notice. I love you, Ahmad."