Teacher: "Children, tomorrows assignment is to give me an example of a new
development being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks.
It is very likely tomorrow he is going to say something dirty.
If he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom."
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day -
Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."
Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get the groceries."
Teacher: "Very good Anita! Next - Suzie!"
Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter so now he can work near home."
Teacher: "Excellent"
Little Johnny's hand keeps shooting up so eventually the Teacher asks: "OK, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home."
Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
All the young girls get up to leave.
Little Johnny says, "Hey relax slu*ts .......... its not open yet!"