LeeW Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Happy New Year. L'Shana Tova. Hey, you all too!! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 that looks ridiculously time consuming. I don't think I'd have the drive to do that. Impressive though. L'Shana Tova to all the fellow Jewish carvers out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipuppy Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 not me babe! I am in Geneva right now and hungry! its like nearly three and ive had some stuff to drink. tomorrow i get to go hiking and... yeah :-) happy new year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Over the hangover yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipuppy Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 haha.. I don't get hangovers or sick ... This may be because I stop at that happy place and just do water from then on or just due to genetics (both of my parents dont get sick or hungover). I am also an incredible lightweight :-) 3 shots and I'm pretty happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 is that at sea level? Wow, you'd be a cheap date at altitude ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Veronica: "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection." Ron: "Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronG Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Monica Lewinsky, during her oral sessions with President Clinton, decides she should send him some pretty flowers one day to surprise him. A dozen red roses were sent and delivered to the White House, the roses were placed on the baby grand piano. Next day, Monica calls Bill and asks, "did you like my roses on the piano?" Bill responds, " Yes the roses were lovely but next time I would prefer to have tulips around my organ" badabing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 So is there nothing of interest going on in anyone's life? Mine included? It's fall! The leaves here are changing, it's cold outside, and there's fresh snow on the peaks. Check out Copper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeW Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 well, i headed south from grand junction to albuquerque for old college roommate of mine's wedding. i took the hwy 550. it went thru silverton. wow, its amazing to see snow on the pass at 10,910 (which is given pretty much). I truly enjoyed the fall foilage!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Sorry to disappoint Michelle. Nothing but one-handed web surfing here. I am going to Tahoe this evening for a conference. Its supposed to snow up there. I'll bring a camera and post some pics if there's anything worth seeing. Gonna check out the matchstick productions "Push" movie at Squaw on Saturday night if anyone wants to join. Randy T, you around? I think I'm going to go home at lunch before driving up and grab a board and boots just in case there's anything worth hiking to for some October tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. One evening, he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars". Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune ....Women are so much smarter than men. It would be just my luck that this WOULD happen to me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dano Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Insert comment here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Young girls dig bikes! Why? Because your motorcycle is viewed as an extension of your penis. Although it actually has nothing to do with your penis, females see your motorcycle as an external representative of what you've got in your leather pants. This is called symbolism. http://osric.com/motorcycle/page4.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted October 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 i'm about to join a convent!!!!!!!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Young girls dig bikes! Why? Because your motorcycle is viewed as an extension of your penis. Although it actually has nothing to do with your penis, females see your motorcycle as an external representative of what you've got in your leather pants. This is called symbolism.http://osric.com/motorcycle/page4.html what they don't realize is that it's an inverse proportion, the bigger the motor the smaller the "....." Most are soo disapointed when they learn the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyYT316 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 There's a lot of people around Utah that drive big huge lifted trucks, and then you've got the Hummer's. Wouldn't the bike thing translate over to the big oversized trucks? I hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but if I do I'm sorry in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 An Alabama man walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the bartender. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the man. "You know, I live by the railway.Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 There's a lot of people around Utah that drive big huge lifted trucks, and then you've got the Hummer's. Wouldn't the bike thing translate over to the big oversized trucks? I hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but if I do I'm sorry in advance. Absolutley. I saw a commercial on TV a few months ago making fun of hummers. It showed a kid in the locker room looking all sad and everything, then text flashed that said "you remember in high school when all the other boys made fun of your little tiny wee-wee?" Then it showed an older guy (30ish?) smiling, then it zoomed out and he was driving a hummer. The picture cut away, then showed a Hummer. Across the bottom it said "Well, this will show them" The final screen showed the hummer and said "Hummer, The biggest Wee-Wee ever." I'll see if I can dig it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Wouldn't the bike thing translate over to the big oversized trucks? I doubt it. There's a guy that lives in our street that drives an oversize truck, and he's the biggest s***head ever, and I'm sure he has a TINY ding-a-ling. Either that, or he's off his Prozac and has been for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 If you want a giant pickup truck / penis extender, then you need an International CXT: Now that's a truck! Heck, if they made an SUV version, it would be a great family ski car! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyYT316 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 That's a huge truck/penis extender! The sad thing is that I have seen people driving those in Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 what they don't realize is that it's an inverse proportion, the bigger the motor the smaller the "....." Most are soo disapointed when they learn the truth. so biker chicks aren't hot ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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