Michelle Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Oh dear - Aisling, do you see what we are dealing with here? Good luck with the gentleman.....! Anything new to report after the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 I think this thread has placed a virus on my computer - it won't stop posting. This was done while I was at work today. Scarry ------------ A father walks into a store with his young son. The boy is holding a 50 cent piece he has brought from home. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and turning blue. The father quickly realizes that the boy has swallowed the coin, and that it's caught in his throat, and he begins shouting for help. A well dressed woman quickly comes to his aid, and at once drops the young boy's pants; takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist them, gently at first, but then very firmly. After no more than a few seconds of this twisting and squeezing, the boy convulses violently, and coughs up the coin, which the woman catches with her free hand. After he's sure that his son is OK, the father goes over to the woman and thanks her for probably saving his son's life. He said, "I've never seen anyone do anything like that before....it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied, "A divorce lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philfell Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ladies there are so many great guys in Utah that ride hardboots, yeah some are married, but not all. We have more moving in soon, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 I think this thread has placed a virus on my computer - it won't stop posting.This was done while I was at work today. Scarry ------------ A father walks into a store with his young son. The boy is holding a 50 cent piece he has brought from home. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and turning blue. The father quickly realizes that the boy has swallowed the coin, and that it's caught in his throat, and he begins shouting for help. A well dressed woman quickly comes to his aid, and at once drops the young boy's pants; takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist them, gently at first, but then very firmly. After no more than a few seconds of this twisting and squeezing, the boy convulses violently, and coughs up the coin, which the woman catches with her free hand. After he's sure that his son is OK, the father goes over to the woman and thanks her for probably saving his son's life. He said, "I've never seen anyone do anything like that before....it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied, "A divorce lawyer TOO FUNNY :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterC Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 If we could do this, Maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ouch. I think this is the right thread for this completely off-topic article from the NY Times. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/04/health/nutrition/04bike.html?pagewanted=print">Serious Riders, Your Bicycle Seat May Affect Your Love Life</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Serious riders have already bought the new serfa rx seats with the big gap in the middle for your pudendal nerve.... When I bought Sam his road bike-a Specialized-he didn't get it without one!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 The Pond An elderly man in Florida named C5 Golfer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old geezer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a Michelle and Aisling skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the fine young women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. Aisling yells to C5, "We're not coming out until you leave!" C5 frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Some old men can still think fast. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 C5 that is some funny stuff but here's one for the girlz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Did you hear about Aisling's wardrobe malfunction at a recent show? Hmmm. Could this be it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ouch. I think this is the right thread for this completely off-topic article from the NY Times.<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/04/health/nutrition/04bike.html?pagewanted=print">Serious Riders, Your Bicycle Seat May Affect Your Love Life</a> This seriously happened to a mate of mine. Was living in London and met a great girl. He moved home and she came back a couple of month later. In the interim, my friend spent his days working and his spare time on his wind trainer (stationery bike mount), for up to three hours at a time. When she came home, he had terrible trouble. To put it bluntly, he couldn't keep it up. She thought he didn't lover her anymore, or there was another woman. He went to the doctor who basically told him he was an idiot, not to ride for that long in a stationary position, and within a couple of weeks, problem solved. They now have one child and another on the way. See, happy endings all round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 The Pond As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a Michelle and Aisling skinny-dipping in his pond. Some fantasies, while good, should not be shared on "this" kind of forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Some fantasies, while good, should not be shared on "this" kind of forum! Not a fantasy - It actually happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted October 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 whoa, Michelle, why do they keep dragging us into the pond?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 It has to be because you look so damned good trying to struggle out of it!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterC Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 (why do they keep dragging us into the pond?!) Where else does pond scum feel most at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Oh now Peter that's not nice.... Time to defend some fair maidens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterC Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 I meant us, not the beautiful, intelligent ones... we just like the company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Ah yes, point taken (though I did want an excuse to use the machine gun guy, sorry it had to be you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Oh yeah, and just a sneaky way to push the posts & views up into immortality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 whoa, Michelle, why do they keep dragging us into the pond?! I don't know about being dragged into the pond, But I do know I was not about to be dragged into that hot tub at SES..... Do tell Aisling, what is the newest on the Gentleman??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 i actually might take you up on that, i love to travel around :) What happened to girl's weekend?? It's almost snowing here now so maybe an early winter weekend?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted October 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 What happened to girl's weekend?? It's almost snowing here now so maybe an early winter weekend?? school and work have taken over my life but i have new vaca time and early winter sounds good. let me check on a few dates and i'll send you an email to see if those are good for you. in regards to the gentlman, he is a marine, so he had to go back to NC. :) it was a nice 2 dates though. no kisses so i'll just have to wonder... though he says when he gets out finally in around january i'll find out if i'm still single. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted October 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 I don't know about being dragged into the pond, But I do know I was not about to be dragged into that hot tub at SES..... what happened with the hot tub? scary man-filled sight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Ole & Lena Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So, Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great! " Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and he said, "Hold on! Ve ain't finished yet!" The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too.... Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey Moley Ole, ve still ain't done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had youself another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and the their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come ve got tree on the first try?" Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?" Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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