stevo Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 my racing couch said too use gurillia gloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) Waterville $UCK$....................... Is it supposed to be a spa or a ski mountain ? Here are my top 10 reasons why Hollywood Valley $ucks and gives you a false sense of confidence. 1. Its too sunny 2. The grooming $ucks 3. Tru Grit $ucks :D 4. The conditions $uck when compared to LOon, the area's #1 snow quality and grooming :smashfrea:smashfrea:smashfrea:smashfrea:barf: 5. Our GUY doesn't get invited to his WV family expression sessions....... Whats up with that ?? GUY FATHA, GUY FATHA, GUY FATHA .........:( 6. There isn't a water source at the top of Utter. 7. There isn't a hotdog stand at the top of Utter. 8. I can't think of 1 good rider that has eva come out of that place. 9. Scott Johnson no longer calls it his home mountain, he said it wasn't sunny enough for his golden blonde highlights. 10. When I get there late and Rodeo drive lot is full. Lot B is muddy, and my 3/4 ton with 34" tires gets to dirty. Once again I left Waterville pretty disappointed. BTW this bull$hit I heard yesterday about the N.H season is ova, is crap. I'll see you pu$$ies Saturday in the Bunyan room at 7:45 for a reality check.... GS saturday morning and the T32 annual drink off saturday afternoon. We have 3 national championships to defend in a couple weeks and a couple guys looking to create some fear at Copper. GFY's P.S Although T32 has recently made some fhukkin awful trades, I would trade Sunday River and their 5 piles of $hit , for the one mound Waterville ambiance any day on the Boyne pass !!!!!! Edited March 12, 2012 by MR. JOHN DEERE ! it didn't look right so gfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 ...a photo with similar damage on my boot, the partial fix, and also a chainsaw to soothe Geoff's aching loins. As indicated: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 I was wondering how you guys think my Kessler would hold up against my PC300 with an 8k hammer ? I want to put the Kessler warranty to the test. Since I dont own TD1's anymore, I wanted to simulate the havoc that the legendary TD1's could do to a new school race board. Video to come later on this machine in action, lets just says some ledge needs to be precisely fuhhkin destroyed at the new house lot. GFY's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood 90210 Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 So is it a done deal on the new lot? I want to come down and drive that thing and bust some **** up. I will be up for Saturday's festivities, we may need to pull the chute early to get a table in the PBR (that should not be a problem!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 phuckin eh gUys these things blew up unda normal ridding conditchens at loOn!! i loved these booots, dick hurttz at raichel (sp?) said i was not covered on warrentee!!! why???wtf???? guys do raichel(sp) they have face-book i think they were manufacturd wron g and want too post up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 phuckin eh gUys these things blew up unda normal ridding conditchens at loOn!! i loved these booots, dick hurttz at raichel (sp?) said i was not covered on warrentee!!! why???wtf???? guys do raichel(sp) they have face-book i think they were manufacturd wron g and want too post up DUDE!! MY BOOTS DID THE EXACT SAME THING. LETS P O O P IN EM AND SEND THEM BACK TO THE DEELUXE FACTORY WITH OUR WARRANT CLAIM FORMS. THESE BOOTS ARE CRAP AND SHOULD NEVER FAIL IN THIS MANNER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertAlexander Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 wall of death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 did you make that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Enough about me...............................Lets talk about me some more................................and some more after that. How's this picture look ? I think this is the best I've ever looked on the snow. GFY's and see you GoOns at the PBR on SPD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 Here's a guy I know dialing in his new boots... Let's talk about him some more: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 An inspiration. With that polio and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 His doctor told him he has to wear a helmet whenever he leaves the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 haey i just bot that GUY a hous warming pressent...congrats jaydee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 "Since Catek is the USA importer and I am the Aspen rep.. by default I am also a Kessler rep" I'm a rep, i ride custom prototypes, best boards I ever rode, fckn awesome, damaged in the mail, not for sale. gfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ace* Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 I won the snowboard division Aspen Town Race SL today... on the Rossi Judge powder board on bullet proof ice man made. I did, however miss my Madd 158 at several heart stopping sections of the course which was very tight and offset... I took one look and thought...Hmm I'll DSQ by gate 3. But made it. I rep Catek/Kessler, but old Rossi POW boards are where its at for winning races. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 So................................wanna talk about me again , I would love to !!!! I'll post more pictures later of me showing the mini GoOns how to "look sharp, race sharp" on the deck at camp III yesterday afternoon. Also talked the Swartzanator into attempting a back flip in front of Camp III, for the St. Patty's day crowd, the chicks dug it !!!! BTW, LoOn loves us. Slalom on Coolidge yesterday, then set another Slalom down porn star today. Had a good end of the year meeting with JJ. We are still in business for next year, so call Aspen and get a Kessler, drop the hip, grab a dip, and let her rip.................fuhkka ! GFY's !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Listen up' date=' I am awesome. Anything you ever want to know about just ask me and I will post a 4 page article on it and how awesome I am at the same time. Come to Aspen to see just how awesome I am or I will do a video conference so you don't miss out. Soon, I will be giving lessons on being as awesome as I am. You can pay-pal me directly for these awesomeness lessons. Act fast slots are filling up, there is only so much awesomness to go around. Did I mention I am awesome? I really love to type, most of it is made up but it still shows how awesome I am. During my awesome lesson I will enlighten you on how I rep for speaker companies, Catek, Kessler, some goggle company, a venture capital power project and of course carving body armor. I also rep for a slew of other companies that I will pull out of my butt when I need to. Ok, I need to get back to brushing my hair and telling myself how awesome I am in the mirror.Later! J [/quote'] Pretty much every post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 TT - I don't think he's a big fan of yours. You better get outta Lynn while there's still time. Good news is, I'm pretty sure Kessler hates him too. "I spoke to Kessler Cust. service a few weeks ago- they wanted me to go through Jeff about my Kessler warranty board. So I have no reason to think they have dropped him." Definitely go through Jeff. He's easy to get ahold of. Keep on reppin'. 20 bucks a throw. Bathe first, ride later. Call Aspen and order me a new Kessler. Leave it at the lift, I'll pick it up in the AM. AND FURTHERMORE...they ain't cougars if your older than they are. GFY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 "Well as I have mentioned elsewhere, I have have 2 sets of TD1s I no longer need and they are up for sale! I am thinking $100 each or $175 if you buy both." Will these fit on my new SG?? Do they come with bumpers? Can I just buy the rusty screws and you keep the binders? The ones at Ace don't come with rust on em and I don't have time to wait. I LOVE BOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Careful guy, you might get branded as a believer of this troll! Why would I ever need to go more than 40 miles away from Lynn? What would I possibly do there? All I know is even with only $90 in my savings account I managed to actually buy my own hardboot gear so I can actually ride hardboot gear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 :lol: Holy Fhukkin $hit guys, welcome to the NEW HAMPSHA thread !! Lynn McMittens going off old school TT, ATTA BOY...................................!!!!!! GUY...............did you bathe in bourbon tonight ? Or is this the hangova from yesterday, barp, barp, barp ! Just waiting for Bucyrus to chime in on what he had to listen to yesterday for about a 7 minute ride up the Porn Star quad. I thought he was gonna puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 hey jd i wooda pucked butt i had my jay wired shut on the previous run when i went thru a speed trap and mugged a tree doin 70kips....bla bla bla....also had a tib-fib brake, seperate sholder, and sternem brake....yada, yada, yada....i culd only turm left the rest of the day butt stll won sharp.... minoosha, minoosha, minoosha.....i have video can you look at it right now at this moment soon?? send $ too schleevo at gfy dott comm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Schleevo: I sent you the money, now where's the video. Can you carve a 360 on yer telebord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 i only had a few minutes butt the movie is hours long from donkey punching pumas to piloting the space shuttle. i rep for the hollywood filmakers guild (actually grew up with every single one of them) so i am waiting on all of them to get after i return the cam probably months later soon btw i didn't get it can you send again thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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