Parking lot attendant at the start of the day: Hmmmm, you've got one of those skinny boards...you're going to mess up the runs, aren't you?
Liftie, same day: What size are your boots, because if they were 10.5 I'd beat you up and steal your boots and board...those things look fun!!!
Same parking lot attendant at the end of the day: Done messing up the runs and leaving 6 inch trenches? You know, I sure like watching you guys, but I can't stand skiing where you've been.