JD, I think deep down, you really do GAF. And that's... okay. I want you to look into the mirror at yourself and say "self, I don't have to... slide on my skiboard really fast all the time, or, slice the biggest tracks into the snow, or, have the biggest truck tires, or, drink the most PVR... because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"
On a side note I had a revelation last night. I'd been trying to remember where the hell I'd seen DILLIGAF before, and then it hit me. It was the name of this old dude's boat. I asked him what a dilligaf was and he just chuckled and made something up. This was when I was like 10.