1/ Start racing, become pro and get free boards, then as soon as there is a tiny scratch wail for a new one.
2/ Hike, its free and you get fit at the same time.
3/ Buy a helicopter.
4/ Dress and smell like a hobo, you will have plenty of personal space. ( Not trying to be derogatory, some of my best friends are nice smelling tramps)
5/ Try not to worry as it really does not do that much damage and think about where you are. You are in the mountains and snowboarding, and when you are snowboarding there should be no room in the mind for ill-tempered thoughts.
6/ Punch the ignorant knob jockey in the goggles.
Just a few ideas:)