deeluxflow Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 no offense to the fairer sex, i am sure the same could be said about men, but this could be really funny, and i just wanted to see what people could come up with. i'll start it off with a pretty bad one so here it is. an alpine board's sole purpose for existing is to be rode hard and often. all right, theres mine to start, lets see what you've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 i dunno, i kinda like a woman better i mean an alpine board cant cook! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpinegirl Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 alpine boarding is best suited for women. especially strong women who can control a long, stiff stick; evoking powerful responses out of it. so an alpine board is best in the hands of a woman. (as per usual, i say this with the utmost seriousness) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfinsmiley Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Your board won`t complain if you DON`T ride it hard and fast for 6 months.:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinor Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Actually, I like 'em both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdea Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 looks like you got the best of both worlds myself I think that women and snowboards go together, riding with some wonderful woman is absolutley the best. The last couple times I have been out on the hill I was having a blast with a girl at my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Actually, I like 'em both. This picture should be posted in the calendar thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 no doubt! Tim! That...that's..uh..not the wife youve talked about is it? and...you own a coiler? I didnt know that either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinor Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 If it's the wrong thread, why did you re-post the picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubz Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Timinor, What's the side cut on the one one the left? :D That's enough to get me forget what snowboarding even is an sell all of my equipment!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 If it's the wrong thread, why did you re-post the picture? I just quoted and posted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecarve Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 looks like you got the best of both worlds myself I think that women and snowboards go together, riding with some wonderful woman is absolutley the best. The last couple times I have been out on the hill I was having a blast with a girl at my side. Wait...you mean the rest of you guys don't look over and see one of these clipped to your SO's feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 If it's the wrong thread, why did you re-post the picture? easy there tiger...I think he was sayin this would be a great pic for the "2006 alpine calendar" thread... me, I'd prefer action shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb200 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 I like it when a boards on edge, a woman not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginsu Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 A Board is Better Because it's cheaper to own and use over it's lifetime. I could even buy a $1400 Virus board and it would still be a bargain. Women are very expensive. Also my board won't argue with me or complain. But on the other hand boards are usually cold and aren't very good in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamran Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 My board forgets every mistake I make and I can start all over again. A woman would never forget any tiny mistake and make you pay for it a zillion times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtanner Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Couldn't resist, sorry, After a long hard day of riding, a board doesn't want to cuddle and you can just put it back in the closet till next time. After many years of riding the same board, although it gets more flexible, it never loses it's shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTA2R Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 i saw that Trucker Lady stomp pad online...looks very cool, how does it work though? decently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinor Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 D-Sub, I was going to post the pic on the "Calendar" topic but there was no way I could compete with your picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinor Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 If you get rid of a snowboard you don't like, it won't take your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dano Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 ...a snowboard is much less risky to zip into a bag and put in the basement. "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.....!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aydx0001 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 You can ride your board as hard, long, AND often as you want and never hear..."Umm, honey, I'm late." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 D-Sub,I was going to post the pic on the "Calendar" topic but there was no way I could compete with your picture. I dunno, Tim...put your wife in a bikini and lets compare! :) I like brazilian behinds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecarve Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 i saw that Trucker Lady stomp pad online...looks very cool, how does it work though? decently? Pretty well, I think (though admittedly, I don't use it)...she has the same one on her other deck and wanted it again for the Donek. I trimmed away the excess pad so it's just the outline of the body. If you do the same (use an exacto knife), you'll want to mount it in a similar orientation so that the legs are aligned with your foot...otherwise, they get twisted when you scrape to clear your boot. joe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toddflyingdog Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 What if you have a beautiful wife who buys you snowboards, goes to work so you can ride, and hardly ever complains as long as she gets her turn to be riden too? :D Dream on, I allready found her, and married her. Oh yeah, if you bought from Bomber last year, she helped Michelle ship you your order... so yes she is perfect. No, she won't complain when I am riding powder again tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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