Jim Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I like to ride more than one board before noon. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipuppy Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I personally like multiple sticks as well. You get to choose based upon the mood and how aggressive you really want to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 1. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your snowboard. 2. You can ride your snowboard any time of the month. 3. You can share your snowboard with your friends. 4. Snowboards don't care how many other boards you've ridden. 5. When riding, you and your snowboard can arrive at the same time. 6. Snowboards don't care how many other snowboards you have now. 7. Snowboards don't care if you look at other snowboards. 8. Snowboards don't care if you buy snowboard magazines. 9. If you say bad things to your snowboard, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. 10. You can ride your snowboard as long as you want and it wont get sore. 11. You can stop riding your snowboard as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated. 12. snowboards don't insult you if you're a bad rider. 13. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your snowboard. 14. You can ride your snowboard the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. And no, I don't currently have a girl. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roman Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 ..well..yes..ahmm..? beiing together with the one and only girl AND the one and only board nearly every day, think i must be the happiest man alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Snowboards don't get really annoying and chatty, then brood and complain when you get frustrated because you're driving and trying to concentrate on not $*&7ing yourself and not replying. ________ Chevrolet celebrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Actually... I prefer my woman like my boards.... Big on both ends and narrow in the middle. Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdboytyler Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 When you ride a board without protection, you don't have to worry about making a bunch of little boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateW Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 My new snowboard spends every night alongside my old snowboards. On the other hand, my snowboard never gets itself waxed. Much as I like the results, that's a chore I can live without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 I dunno....a snowboard can't tell time. A women can you use the clock on the stove.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 You do not have to call the next day after a great ride. Snowboards do not care how much money you make. Snowboards do not care what type of car they ride to the mountain. Snowboards do not drink lattes. Snowboards do not cry at a moments notice. When there is something wrong with your board it is obvious what is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjvircks Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 A snowboard never asks 'do these bindings make me look slow?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Can't speak for all women, but.... This woman is better than a board because she cooks and cleans, gets the kids off to school and helps with homework, works a full-time job and just spent 3 weeks doing that and holding hands, watching nurses do their job and spending more than 1 night sitting beside an ICU bed. Plus, getting up early to pull IV antibiotics out of the refrigerator and doing the infusions once my man got home, and not including all the chauffering about town and meals in bed... I'd like to see a snowboard, or a pair of skis do that.... I'd include the nocturnal activites, too, but this is a family board ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateW Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Snowboards never throw you to the ground for a moment's inattention. Oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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