Gleb Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm ready for the final exam, Ms. Aisling. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Yikes!!! First off, I am a doctor and was unfortunate to have dated a med student when I was a med student. I would NEVER marry a doc-I work with them daily Most have a prima donna personality. Losing ones keys for 3 weeks is humbling only if you are secure enough to realize you make mistakes. Most docs would have blamed their wives for not keeping up with his keys in a similar circumstance. Second,ejaculation is the emission of semen. Women don't ejaculate, ever Third, there is no "G-spot". Believe me, we all asked about it during gross anatomy class. The "G-spot" is an invention of the woman who wrote the book and carried on by the popular media. Fourth, there is a difference between the clitorus and the erectile tissue that forms the outer third of the vulva and vagina-the "sling" that forms the floor of the pelvis. The male anatomic equivalent of the clitorus is the glans penis-or head of the penis. The male anatomic equivalent of the labia is the corpora cavernosum-of shaft of the penis. Fifth, not all womem have problem with a decrease of libido associated with birth control. In fact, removal of the fear of pregnancy frees up many in itself. There are no medications that cause permanent decrease in libido once you stop them, but there are many that cause problems when you take them-including the big bugaboo of the whole antihypertensive class. I had this one patient who was always bugging me to prescribe Viagra, despite the fact he was on nitrates and had Class 2 angina(chest pain with moderate exertion) The rest looks fairly accurate-we spent about 3 weeks on human sexuality in med school and that didn't include the anatomy-we covered that in gross anatomy. Plus, you get daily inquiries, from anything to medical effects of drugs to a patient I had just done a rectal exam on getting caught getting a BJ from his wife by the lab tech to a patient who walked into my office demanding vicodin because she had pelvic pain when doing it doggystyle and her husband refused to change positions(this was after I suggested dyspareunia- painful sex- is treated by switching postions) As they say in the medical field"Dyspareunia is better than no pareunia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 I don't know about you guys and gals, but I just learned alot from that. Woohoo for anatomy. We're disecting fetal pigs now, which is fun. The smell really gets to me after a while. My pig is too saturated in phemaldihyde (sp) and its hard to get the tissue seperated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 I don't know about you guys and gals, but I just learned alot from that. Woohoo for anatomy. We're disecting fetal pigs now, which is fun. The smell really gets to me after a while. My pig is too saturated in phemaldihyde (sp) and its hard to get the tissue seperated. are you in nursing school gleb? i dissected a fetal pig last semester... ooooh nelly... i loved our pig. we took photos.. me and my lab partner... of our pig, which we named Napoleon... only to learn we had a girl... so she was Napolena. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 I'm ready for the final exam, Ms. Aisling. phil you naughty boy. you'll have to be disciplined. LOL (j/k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 just to clarify...are you gonig to teach skipup?????not that there's anything wrong with that :p I on the other hand am an idiot...when you said we should have a lesson...I thought we were talking about snowboarding... haha no, i don't swing from both sides. sorry Noah, you should have asked more questions ;) hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 pharmacy school for me. I dunno what to name our pig. I first gotta find out if its a girl or boy. It looks so peacful with the tounge sticking out and with its paws all bent. I defintly wouldn't wanna work in where ever they prepare these things. Its so interesting though, how all the muscles work. Bio is def not my thing though. Just got a 56 on the first test (dropped grade for sure) :o Also, just came back from a long long night of drinking at my friend's bday party. definitly did a lil bit of:barf:. The RA wasn't too happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philfell Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 phil you naughty boy. you'll have to be disciplined. LOL(j/k) Thank you, may I have another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Thank you, may I have another? dirty man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philfell Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Shut up Gecko, you're interupting, this is my teacher fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Shut up Gecko, you're interupting, this is my teacher fantasy. I'm just thinking about the first time I became a student... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 pharmacy school for me. I dunno what to name our pig. I first gotta find out if its a girl or boy. It looks so peacful with the tounge sticking out and with its paws all bent. I defintly wouldn't wanna work in where ever they prepare these things. Its so interesting though, how all the muscles work. Bio is def not my thing though. Just got a 56 on the first test (dropped grade for sure) :oAlso, just came back from a long long night of drinking at my friend's bday party. definitly did a lil bit of:barf:. The RA wasn't too happy. Drink less...study more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 We named our cadaver "Bill", based on the fact he was very well endowed and reminded my 3 MALE lab partners of one of their frat brothers in college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 OK...lets get back on topic...enough of the necrophilia... can anyone eplain the when it rains it pours theory to me? about 6 of my attractive female friends are now looking for love. and I (and all of buddies) am the wong place these days. yet when I was single...me and the rest of my guy friends could not find an available woman for the life of us... BTW - Any good guys looking, come out to MA, I'll hook you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 I keep my drinking down to a minimum because usually i'm out riding. Skatha, I dunno wheather to be disguised or...i don't even know how to finish that sentence:p Ncermak, what is a "good guy"? I'm defintly staying an independant contractor in the dating department. For some reason, girls love the alpine board and things have been going really well all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Skipuppy, would a fireman do??? Noah, I have a good guy friend who lives in CT that is looking..... may be coming to the ECES. Can you bring a few available along?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted February 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 *ears perk up* did someone say fireman? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipuppy Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Skipuppy, would a fireman do??? Heeheeeee At home in california, we had this volunteer firestation two minutes from my house and the guys would jog past my house in the mornings. I LOVED watching that. All these hot guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdea Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 this thread is a great read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Heeheeeee At home in california, we had this volunteer firestation two minutes from my house and the guys would jog past my house in the mornings. I LOVED watching that. All these hot guys I used to work for a woman when I worked in San Diego at the same base as the SEALS...Jan would walk out every morning at 0800 (rain or shine) to watch their morning exercise. She'd sit in her lawn chair with Coffee and a cigarette at oggle the men in their little shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 in high school, we would have wrestling practice right next to the gymnastics team. We had sweatshirts and sweatpants on, and the girls had on the tightest clothes on imaginable. The were the best practices ever:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philfell Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Noah, bring you lady friends to the world cup in Lake Placid. I arrive on the 6th. Michelle, sorry about SES. The roads in PC sucked and then I just lamed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Phil, I was HIGHLY dissapointed. I even had a special place for you to stay in the house. Was definitely bummed, but understandable about the weather. This just means you will have to make a trip here to see me sometime really really soon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Heeheeeee At home in california, we had this volunteer firestation two minutes from my house and the guys would jog past my house in the mornings. I LOVED watching that. All these hot guys One of the ER's I used to work at was in an old dusty hospital where lots of renovations were being done-the smoke alarms were always going off and the firemen had to walk through the ER to get to the location display for the alarm system.... One crew was really taken aback when I told them to leave then come back in with fewer clothes on ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 crazy thought...Michelle and Phil Fell... I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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