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I know nobody has the time (or probably the care factor) to work it out, but it would be a very interesting thing to see how many different topics we have covered in this single thread.

"I've created a monster

Cos nobody wantsta

See carving no more

They want Aisling I'm chopped liver

So if ya want Aisling

This is what I'll give ya

A little bit of OT

Mixed with some hard liquor...

...na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na naaaa....."

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ok dan.

by my count:

Men being )&^$*^%*s

Women being psychotic.

a potential Rusty Aisling Hook up

several jokes about men

several jokes about women

biological clocks

bi sexual women

Michelle and Aisling road trip to Australia

SES Dating game

gas staion behavior

why Aisling and Noah never snowboarded together

Randy's Match.com endorsement

erectile dysfunction (from biking)

who wears the pants

NO means No

sex toys

virginity

lots of leg humping

generations of carvers

what is cool?

video games

White Trash

TV Shows

D-Subs Birthday

Shaving

dating (evry now and then)

For the record...Dan has Officially hit on every woman in this thread...(damn. He must be hard up!)

Tatoos

80's music

Beer

Foreigner drinking habits

Phil Fell's sexuality (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I think that about sums it up...

what a productive morning

-NOAH

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For the record...Dan has Officially hit on every woman in this thread...(damn. He must be hard up!)

Not EVERY woman....just Michelle and Aisling!!! :cool:

By saying I am hard up, are you suggesting that they wouldn't be good catches??? Hmmmm, I wonder what they would think of that???

But since I am half way around the world, I figure I can do what the heck I like and get away with it. :biggthump

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dan...you also hit on ski puppy... :1luvu:

Bob...don't believe a word of what fleck tells you. there is no whip being cracked. :nono: But I do cut into my time on snow alittle for her.

And Ais...we definitely ride this year. Are you hardbooting yet? if not...you will be when I'm done with you...

-NBC

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And Ais...we definitely ride this year. Are you hardbooting yet? if not...you will be when I'm done with you...

-NBC

Noah, have you gone soft yet? if not...you will have when I'm done with you...
:lol: :rolleyes: ;)
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Why Are Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of

themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can

never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear

NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station

restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think

of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add

character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your

chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is

practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One

mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know

stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own

jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone

forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is

$8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost

never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your

clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for

years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play

with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet

and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter

how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have

freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping

for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

If this is why men are happy, no wonder we can't figure them out.

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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear

NO shirt to a water park.

So can you! ;)

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

Get a Travel Mate

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Heh, I don't think you do either, Michelle :p

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

You should go ahead and put your eyes down there - easier for both of us.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

What is this thing you call "shave"?

You can play with toys all your life.

If you play with Transformers I will marry you.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

I don't :D

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