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Any time my lady. :)

Where did your friend move to?

As for resorts, it sort of depends where you want to be closer to (Melbourne or Sydney).

I haven't ridden the New South Wales resorts but Mozzman is from up that way and tells me that Perrisher is great for carving. Lots of terrain but not super steep. I hear that Thredbo is steep but can get icy. I am going to go visit him for a weekend next year, so will be able to give a full report then.

As for Victorian resorts, I wouldn't even bother with Mt Buller. It is a great party hill, but that is about the extent of it. It is only ever good on it's very best days, otherwise it is crap. Mt Hotham is pretty good, but it gets frustrating that most of the decent runs funnell into one lift, so the bottom gets chopped up by ski school snakes and gumbys pretty quickly. Some good steep runs though and great powder when it turns on. If it is carving terrain you want, I suggest Falls Creek. They have a pretty good race course that is well groomed, and usually you can find some good carving terrain. I broke out the new board there this year and loved it.

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...to clarify "OT" (off topic) - if you have something outside the general forum, i.e. not snowboard related, just put "OT" in front of your post title. You'll see it on several threads here and there. It's like putting "WTB" in front of a classifieds post for "Want To Buy". :cool:

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Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat....she said, "Sorry, Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

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said.

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

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A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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Should say who's that TAKEN rugged mountain man?

ha! michelle...happy birthday to me, eh?

I guess you missed the part about me having left OR, meaning Im no longer "taken"

rugged mountain man. SO fckin cool how having a "beard" is ok in the mountains. keeps your face warmer!

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I guess you missed the part about me having left OR, meaning Im no longer "taken"

SWEET! Look out SES. What were we saying about the contest????

You'd have to lose the beard though... They're scratchy! I like my men clean shaven so I can see their handsome face. I always want to know what guys with beards are trying to hide.

Ok, now I've started something I'm afraid. This thread needed a boost anyway.

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