Michelle Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 yes...but if there is one thing that has been made abundantly clear to those of us reading this thread, Its that you don't care so much about the material thing a man can give, its what inside. therefore, one shouldn't need a material reward for impressing you. Oh Noah, you really are after my heart.... you've won so far! That's twice so far that you are listening to what I have said... good job! Your wife is a lucky woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 haha Noah's not married that I know of... just in a "relationship" i think... ;) i couldn't make it out to ride with him once and that was the end of that i suppose :p let's all go see a movie some night before the winter ok i just said that to use the popcorn icon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 So.....Noah's not married, 'huh???? NICE! ;) let's all go see a movie some night before the winter No fair starting without me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 So.....Noah's not married, 'huh???? NICE! ;) No fair starting without me!! LOL no he's not... but if you can't make it out the ONE time he asks you, then forget about it. LOL ;) sorry Noah, I'm just teasin ya hehehe Hey you wanna go see a movie, Michelle, forget the guys we'll make a girls night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hey you wanna go see a movie, Michelle, forget the guys we'll make a girls night out. Perfect - but I live in CO. Want to come out for a girl's weekend? Not much snow now, but still lots to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Perfect - but I live in CO. Want to come out for a girl's weekend? Not much snow now, but still lots to do! i actually might take you up on that, i love to travel around :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 If you take the gas cap and shove it in there, it should work. I always did that at the stations that removed those damn things. I think they did it to prevent this: I actually saw someone do that last year. I was like Then I started laughing my a$$ off. Randy , great Pic. I was talking with my ex the other day - we are still good friends - anyway she did exactly what you see in that picture a couple of weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 No caption needed.!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Michelle, if I didn't think that my girlfriend would mind me using all my good lines on two attractive, single women while she is stuck on the other side of the world, I'd be up for the contest. But despite my unavailability, it would be an interesting presentation for the final night of SES. Star light, Star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may, I wish I might Have the wish I wish tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 i actually might take you up on that, i love to travel around :) Take that boys.....;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 too many different places to quote... no. not married. Relationship. yes...2 months old, and going great. we'll see where it ends up Movie...Lets go. Saw wedding crashers last night...couldn't stop thinking abouyt sean and fin... Colorado...I'd love to come back and visit you michelle... Aisling...there was an open invite all winter...you didn't pull the trigger, you're too slow...you lost. :lol: the best part is...it turned out to be a win win situation for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 whoa, Noah did you just insult me? be nice, sheesh. i'm a very busy person and getting out to where you were was a little tough given i drove a very crappy POS. I now have a beeyootiful new car so i may travel as i please. it's not my fault.... good things come to those who wait ;) we can all get a gang together and watch a movie i hope without this happening to me :rolleyes: i saw wedding crashers and laughed and laughed and laughed... fun movie. michelle i get new vaca time next month, so you may be making plans w me, chica. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobD Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 "Everyone has to stay out of the car here - we can't prop open the trigger anymore, I think they regulated that or something. All the gas stations have removed the little lever thingy." - Neil Gendzwill That's definately to prevent you getting back into the vehicle. That big static spark you get when you touch the car again after getting out is not good around the gas nozzle. My Ford Escort zaps me so bad and as an electrician I'm used to getting shocked. Our local Fire Chief has had people fined for getting back into thier car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Dold Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Bob, is it a law there that you can't get back in the car while the gas is pumping? At least it makes more sense than those stupid signs telling us to turn off our cell phones Once I had a company car that was horrible, every time I got out I'd get a shock closing the door. I solved it by mixing a small amount of fabric softener with water in a spray bottle and spraying the seats with it about once a month. It seemed to cure it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 michelle i get new vaca time next month, so you may be making plans w me, chica. :) Bring it on sista! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Bob, is it a law there that you can't get back in the car while the gas is pumping? At least it makes more sense than those stupid signs telling us to turn off our cell phones . Anyone from Oregon care to tell why a citizen can't pump his own gas in that state? They yell at you if you even get close to the nozzle. Confused in Washington where it is just the opposite. Any other states as crazy as Oregon??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The Difference Between Men and Women Let's say a guy named Bob is attracted to a woman named Aisling. He asks her out to dinner; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out again; and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Aisling, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?" And then there is silence in the car. To Aisling, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of. And Bob is thinking: Wow! Six months. And Aisling is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward... I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person? And Bob is thinking: So, that means it was... let's see... February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means...let me check the odometer... Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here. And Aisling is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed, even before I sensed it, that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected. And Bob is thinking: And I'm going to have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600. And Aisling is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure. And Bob is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90-day warranty... idiots. And Aisling is thinking: Maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy. And Bob is thinking: Warranty? They'd better not say its only a 90-day warranty. "Bob," Aisling says aloud. "What?" says Bob, startled. "Please don't torture yourself like this," she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. "Maybe I should never have... Oh my, I feel so... (She breaks down, sobbing.) "What?" says Bob. "I'm such a fool," Aisling sobs. "I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse." "There's no horse?" says Bob. "You think I'm a fool, don't you?" Aisling says. "No!" says Bob, glad to finally know the correct answer. "It's just that...it's that I...I need some time," Aisling says. There is a 15-second pause while Bob, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work. "Yes," he says. Aisling, deeply moved, touches his hand. "Oh, Bob, do you really feel that way?" she says. "What way?" says Bob. "That way about time," says Aisling. "Oh," says Bob. "Yes." Aisling turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks. "Thank you, Bob," she says. "Thank you," says Bob. Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn. When Bob gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure th! ere is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it. The next day Aisling will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either. Meanwhile, Bob, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Aisling's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say, "Norm, did Aisling ever own a horse?" And that's the difference between men and women :o ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 That is possibly the most hillarious thing I have seen posted here (no offence Aisling & Bob). And who said we wouldn't make 6000 views?!?!?! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 I think that explains a lot. Do guys actually think about what is going on in the relationship ever??? Is that why guys get tothe wedding day and FREAK? Because they all of a sudden realize where they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Har. har. actually that story has the names Bob and Sylvia in it I think... it's been around the 'net for awhile. Michelle you have a point.. though i've known some women to totally freak on the day of their weddings as well. my best friend did ... and i think it's b/c she knew what i knew before they even got engaged... this was not THE guy. LOL (i will not go into it, but suffice to say this man was... umm for lack of a better word... a POS) oh well... she's happily divorced and dating a wonderful guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No." And the guy lived happily ever after and went snowboarding, motorcycle riding, golfing and fishing a lot. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALEOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No." And the guy lived happily ever after and went snowboarding, motorcycle riding, golfing and fishing a lot. THE END until he fell and broke his hip and had no nice nurturing woman to take care of him ;) actually, randy i wish you a very speedy recovery and hope you're not in a lot of pain... but i couldn't resist making that lil jab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 and she wonders why she is single? Sorry Ais...but we guys have to stick together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 only 3200 more views to make this the most viewed thread... If it gets there...We all need help on the other hand, I just checked. It is the longest thread ever...by almost 100 replies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted August 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 and she wonders why she is single? Sorry Ais...but we guys have to stick together... i don't wonder at all. i know exactly why; by choice! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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