DiveBomber Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Just thinking about this, I have a freind who makes decals, Thinking abotu having him make up some Carving decals. For instance, "these ARE snowboard boots" "and this is a snowboard" "carving rules!" "soft boots SUCK!" "do you have any NEW stupid questions?" "its NOT a mono ski" any other ideas?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtanner Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 "New" stupid questions..I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Board by Donek Boots by Viagra Get your Hard on. A Hard man is good to find. (thanks Mae West) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjvircks Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 your mamma wears soft boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_roboteye Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 "I left my soft boots at your mother's house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Board by DonekBoots by Viagra Get your Hard on. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Carve like Madd, ask me how Seriously, Divebomber, I rarely get trayriders snickering at my gear or making smartass remarks. Most people want to ask me questions about my "race" gear or my "speed" board. Many on this board carry cards or stickers with them to give out to lead more people to this site. I kitesurf alot and always get people on the beach asking me silly ("stupid") questions but since I feel I'm an "ambassador" to the sport I always take a little time to inform people. Even when I'm rushing to get on the water. Years ago I was hanging out at Fort Funston in San francisco watching people hang glide and started to ask questions.I remember getting the brush off from several pilots until one pony tailed american indian hang glider took the time to be nice and direct me to where I could get into it.If it wasn't for that one guy I would've thought that most hang gliders were elitist pricks. Do ya see where I'm going with this ? Alpine snowboarding is a little niche sport, in this country anyway. Most people are amazed when we rip arcs under the chair. Some of my "soft boot" buddys give me **** about alpine because they're all about riding in the trees, "soul riding". Go rip up the blue groomers, Big Guy ! I can keep up with most of them in hardboots on a twintip short board in the trees but none of them can carve on boilerplate.Yet, we're all buds. On one ski board, you get "JONG'D" if you're a Jerk Off New Guy with few posts, regardless if you're a great skiier or not. HERE, on BOL, we're all about informing people that have come here to ask "newbie" questions. Not stupid questions, just "should I buy a $50 Asym" questions. http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/showthread.php?t=12573 this thread says alot about BOL and hardbooters. very civil, very chill. Now lets all go smoke pot on the lifts Yayyy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjvircks Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 you make some very good points... so lets help and come up with fun yet positive stickers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 well i dont think any of the things I listed where exceptionaly smartass except for one. But lets face it, 90% of the population are incredibly ignorant. So simple stuff like that would actually help inform their dumbasses :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeluxflow Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 "were on a mission from god" with blues brothers accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 WILLYWHIT FOR PRESIDENT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 this is a great one and I can't seem to find a hardbooter.com pic of a sticker to post. Bordy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipstar Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 With this carve board, I can lay down arcs, and make sexy time explosion in your sister. Ask me how, high faaaaive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 On thing ive noticed about this board..... how quickly they go off topic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buell Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bravo Willy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Carving Gooding Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I like that mono ski idea. I need one for A friend. He rides one. How about these. Ride hard or go home. Ride hard or don't ride at all. Ride hard or die. Groom shredder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 On thing ive noticed about this board.....how quickly they go off topic!! ain't it great ??? Ok, how about ......ARC IT OR PARK IT.....that means ...stay in the park you lil' jibber you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 How about "makes WIDE turns!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 "and this is a snowboard" I rarely run into good riders or skier who don't know what my equipment is. I often get comments in the park and pipe like "I didn't know you could do that on one an alpine board." To which I always reply "why not? It's a snowboard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbird Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I've have a sticker on both of my decks " Speed kills... Play it safe... Be a Park Monkey! " It's only cos' I'm one of the VERY few Alpine Riders in Australia!!:( Another one popped up as I was writing this " Speed Kills..... Play it safe....Go grind a rail " etc etc etc... No bitterness here.... not that softbooters are knuckle draggers or anything... (My God what have I become!!!????) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipstar Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Alpine snowboard = normal snowboard - baggy pants - chain wallet + more speed - no technique + (IQ of small child)^2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipstar Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Alpine snowboard = normal snowboard - baggy pants - chain wallet + more speed - no technique + (IQ of small child)^2 The Name is Boot. Hard Boot. In France, because of the metric system, this is called a Snowboard Royale. You know you can't carve on that park board silly rabbit, tricks are for kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbird Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 How About " KEEP UP.... I DARE YA !!!!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateW Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 In France, because of the metric system, this is called a Snowboard Royale. Awesome. :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Houghton Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Noodles are good to eat, not to ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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