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Soft boots! ho! Good god!

What are they good for?

Absolutely nothing!

or (this is something distinctly american, I cannot think of another country that would have bumber stickers like this)

My son is an honors student.

(But I disowned him for riding soft boots.)

Do one like a Jesus fish, only instead write inside:

Extreme Carving Fish

Get carvin'

Or tie dying.

Hard boots and steep angles.

Because that is what Chuck Norris would do.

3:16

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.**and get to do some extreme carving high faaaaive**

Let's hug it out, you soft booting beeee-aches.

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@willy carving related content is always welcome for example you could send a video of you performing a carving song that you wrote or something like that I mean is that really too much to ask?

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a carving song...OK.

I can envision a bunch of us in Austria...in a bar...

after a "hard" day carving it up....drunko and singing a song about:

laying down trenches, laying down wenches

bum bum bum

feeling those G's, down in my knees

...wait, hold on, I gotta start writing this down....

give me some advil, give me a handful

bum bum bum

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Announcer: Live, from the Marcy Projects, it's "I'm Chillin'!"

[ Onski and B-Fats hip-hop heir way into their crub full of hot dancing ladies ]

Onksi: Yo, what's up! Welcome to "I'm Chillin'!", the most stupefying show on TV! I'm your host Onski, to the highest degree, to the T.O.P., it's all about mu-ee! And sittin' by my side is my main man, my Toucan Sam, my can of Spam, his name ain't Pam, he goes by the name of B-Fats! Yo, B, tell 'em how you feel!

Yo, I'm chillin' like Bob Dylan, and I'm killin' like penicillin!

Onksi: Yo, B! Yo B, yo B! You clockin' the hos!

B-Fats: The ones that's willin'!

Onksi: I hear that, boy! Now, before I start the show - I said before I start the show - I want to say, "Wuzzup!" to our new sponsor. That's right! I want to say, "Wuzzup!" to F'd Up! malt liquor! That's right! F'd Up malt liquor! Because the bold taste of F'd Up malt liquor is guaranteed to do just that - get you F'd Up! Remember - the F is for Fired!

B-Fats: Yo, Onski, pass me a 40 Dog.

Onksi: Here ya go, baby.

B-Fats: You know, Onski, I heard that Prince is all that and a bag of.. chips.

Onksi: Yo, man, I don't like Prince! Don't play me like that, man! I don't like Prince, alright!

B-Fats: Don't base me, I heard you got all his albums.

Onksi: Yo, man, I don't got all of Prince's albums! All I got is Purple Rain, alright! I like "Darling Nikki", okay! Okay! Okay! Yo, yo, forget that, man, yo it's about that time, man!

B-Fats: Time to bust a rhyme?

Onksi: No-aw, B.

B-Fats: Time to shoot a mime?

Onksi: No-aw, B. It's time for the Mother Joke of the Day! That's right! Today's Mother Joke was sent to us from the Big Daddy Chain of the Thompkins Projects, Apt. C, right next to the incinerator. And it go a little something like the-ess: "Yo! Your mother got so much hair under her arm, it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!" Don Pardo, tell 'im what he get for that!

Announcer: You win.. a Raiders cap. That's right, a genuine Raiders cap, just like the one worn by every black teen in the city!

Onksi: Yo, Don! Tell 'im what else he get!

Announcer: You'll also win a gold tooth! A genuine three-karat gold tooth, just like the one worn by rapper Flavor-Flav!

Onksi: And if you don't like that, you can get..

Together: ..the bozac!

Onksi: Now, right now we're gonna show a world-premiere video from my man, Ice Cube called "Kill At Will". That's what we gonna do right- [ Onski's beeper ges off ] Ah, ga! you know, we gotta go right now. That's my beeper beepin', so I ain't sleepin', you know what I'm sayin'? I gotta go pick up my baby's mother, you know what I'm sayin', 'cause she's a cashier down at Popeye's. You know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm sayin'? Righrt now, I want you to remember one thing. Always wipe, and stay off the pipe. And if somebody ax you what you doin', tell 'em..

Together: I'm Chillin'!

[ title in, fade out ]

SNL Transcripts

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thx alle. stoked said time to rhyme and it reminded me of an old SNL skit with Chris rock and B-fat aka chris farley. Google is wonderful stuff.

I'm Chillin' was a series on SNL.I hope most here on BOL get the jokes.

If I made you laugh, then I've done my job.

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One of our guys had some custom stickers printed up that said

'warning: 50,000 ohms' ... etc in the osha colors reserved for the most urgent cases

(some may not understand why this is funny)

It took me a second, but now that I put it together thats really goofy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My high school chemisty teacher had a label printed on a bottle that read

"Warning; PH 7"

I thought that one was pretty funny too.

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ah Johnny Rockets was nice funny that I never tried out wienerschnitzel :)

saw someone with a schatzi on main jacket here a few days ago it featured the californian flag on one sleeve and the austrian flag on the other sleeve

anyway gonna watch a movie now and eat something (boogie nights bought the dvd today)

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that's funny, stoked. I was gonna post a ref pic from Boogie nights relavent to the porn star moustache but couldn't find a good pic.

Enjoy the movie, it's very looooong. Marky Mark gets all the good rolls. :lurk:

I taught a kid to kitesurf last summer who's parents "summer" house was next door to the Shrivers in hyannisport. He gave us the full tour and took us to lunch at the HyPort Country Club. That's as close as I've come to the "Governator"

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Here's what happened when I gizoogled Park City...

Official Venue of tha 2002 Killa Games

Park City Mountain Resort is a premia baller n summa vacation destinizzles . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Pimpin' 3,300 acres of varied ski n snowboard terrain, P-to-tha-izzark City Mountain Resort is consistently ranked among tha top ten mountain resorts in North America fo` its accessibizzles terrain parks n family programs. The Resort is conveniently located 36 miles away fizzy tha Siznalt Lakes Internatizzles Airport in Pizzay City, Utah.

word:cool:

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another sticker

"I smack you head, you smack my stick in line"

Or

"Hey Now!"

Some will get the reference.

I personally think 3 stooges had some great one.

If this was my place, I'd throw ya out of it!"

- Moe (WHOOPS, I'M AN INDIAN!, 1936)

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens! - Curley

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