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Helmut Karvlow

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  1. You got that right! still got the same clothes I had in High School, and wear them! besides, I have a real job, not one where I surf the internet all day on the company puter! It's a treat to get the puter on and see what you Ya-hoo's have been up to all summer.
  2. Y'all...........see that's what I'm talking about! it's you all! next thing you know you will be a member of the Kress Karving Klub:eek:
  3. That's what happens when you move south, your brain cooks in all the heat and turns into a tiny little raisin, then it falls out of your ear, on to your pillow and the brain fairy takes it away.
  4. Have you seen this yet? or am I late to the party? http://powsurf.com/Home.html
  5. Hey Jack, in your avatar pic. you are bent at the waist and pat'n the old dog right on the head..............how do I say it????? oh yea, ACKNO!!!:p
  6. Hey Dave! Do your kids know that your friends with Justin Bieber! and he can water ski with a snowboard!!!!:eek:
  7. You know Jay, I have wanted to come see ya down there for some time. this year just might work out for me. I will practice my Kobe smile this summer!!!!!!!
  8. HIGH SCHOOL ???????????????? try grade school :p
  9. Haaaaaa Haaaaaaa, what are you talking about!!!!!!!! it is Buttermilk, errr, old Man's mountain right.......what do you care Machines don't ride lifts!!!!
  10. I have a pair of trigger mits that are 8 years old, replaced the velcro on them the palm base still has most of the nubs on it. wish they made it in a mitt. it's the only glove that has made it through a year.
  11. Right now if I could only have one board, it would be the b2!! great all around board. but that would never happen, one board, yea right.....
  12. My Prior B2 kicks a$$, so I say thanks to all the old guys who act 13!!!!!! mostly because they forgot way more about boarding then most of us will ever learn.
  13. I can't wait to ride her:1luvu: HARD!!!!!! after you of course, Sir Shred
  14. Goo Gone!! it got pine tar off my base.
  15. Cuban has a 158 hanging on his wall. it's been there for a long time. ask him
  16. Eric is a freek of carving and there will never be a 2nd Eric!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Kimo, what were you trying to do? meet the Amazon beauties Fin was talking about????? you could have just jammed a thumb!!!! my thoughts are with you my friend, mend quickly.
  18. You can pack and unpack that thing in a day! what are you doing, taking a long needed rest:p
  19. HEY JOSE!!!!!! you sir are NOT a cubical carver! so sleep well my friend. OH, and my name is Gary. so I'm not hiding behind a fun name I came up with.......well lets just say a LONG time ago. don't use the blue hair jokes because I'm bald:eek:
  20. My thoughts, my rite to change it!!!! all of the cubical carvers have chased away ALL of the people who had the knowledge you look for, you just took offense to the way they delivered it to you:nono: had you spent face to face time with them you may have realized they knew what they were talking about. damn shame, Bomber used to be entertaining as well as informative. why don't we beat the sh$$ out of Snowman so he quits as well, then I can use the site to:sleep::sleep: I'm runnin dark.......:p
  21. You had to be at the SES Bomber Party to get the joke!!
  22. I find it hard to believe that no one has posted a photo of Mr. Azweepay with that fine blond southern bell in the fur he was with at the Bomber party!! I saw plenty of cameras pointed in his direction. I think she had a 17 m side. huba huba!!!
  23. I was a little nervous to try the plates because of all the feedback of how weird and difficult they were to get use to. I started with the softer one, I just rode it like it wasn't even on the board. I tried all 3 working up to the stiffest. to my surprise there was no transition period for me. what I noticed was at low speeds I felt it in my knee joint more, at high speed they took away all the bumps and chop and gave my legs more energy to go longer before I felt like I needed to rest them. As for the difference from plate to plate. the stiff plate could not be peddled to draw out a longer turn, or slow down at the lift. I had to come in at a good speed and hockey stop it. The 2 softer plates, I had no problem twisting or peddling them to do what I wanted them to do. as a side note, they were on my f2 196.
  24. Better watch for the one that looks like a sheep:p
  25. So I made it home after 2 airports did NOT have a plane for me to get on. lots of beer, hot dog, chips, Cliff bar,6 Pepsi's and candy. Mr. Azweepay was on with me, He pulled his "Kress" hat over his eyes, put his hood up and went to sleep. I thought I heard him say " wait for it" what ever that means. then he giggled. the other passengers had a look like they just ate a bad piece of fish. if I didn't know better I think Mr. Azweepay was crop dusting the plane the whole way home! He told me to tell every one he had a great time:biggthump
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