Michelle Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Now this is men bashing: Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the scheize out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. :lurk: Bring it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 IF a MAN’s cranky, he’s stressed. If a WOMAN’S cranky, she’s PMS-ing. MEN are thorough. WOMEN are petty. MEN have conviction. WOMEN are inflexible. MEN get angry. WOMEN get hysterical. IF HE forgot to service the car, he was too busy. If SHE forgot, she is scatterbrained. HE’S passionate. SHE’S emotional. MEN are assertive. WOMEN are pushy. MEN are tenacious. WOMEN are nagging. MEN are spontaneous. WOMEN are unpredictable. A MAN with too many papers on his desk is overworked. A WOMAN with too many papers on her desk is disorganized. MEN are logical. WOMEN are unfeeling. MEN get annoyed. WOMEN get bitchy. IF HE takes the day off to see his kid in a school play, he’s serious about parenting. If SHE takes the day off to see her kid in a school play, she’s not serious about working. HIS doctor tells him to work out. HERS tells her to take Valium. HE’S muscular. SHE’S fat. MEN communicate. WOMEN talk too much. MEN analyze. WOMEN gossip. MEN react. WOMEN overreact. When a MAN changes jobs, it’s a career move. When a WOMAN changes jobs, we wonder what happened. MEN are Romeos. WOMEN are nymphos. Unattractive, successful MEN are powerful; unattractive, successful WOMEN are overcompensating. A happy single MAN is glamorous; a happy single WOMAN is strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 here we go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good for Michelle. When you're single, you can have all the playmates you want. Enjoy while the enjoying is good!Not that kind of plyamate, he's a NICE guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Are you sure about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeW Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Just for the record, I happen to dig strong women. I see it as a challenge and I enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm saying NOTHING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnshapiro Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I'm saying NOTHING!!! I think that's a wise choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavechaser Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Me want club...go in cave...make wide screen plasma HDTV out of buffalo horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbird Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Anybody else find this pair of statements ironic? Just me? OK, then. Yeah I see how these would look funny..... at 3 am my words weren't that clear.. I'm basing this crap on what happened to me and to those around me... I sounds like waffling but I thought I'd add my 2cents.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I'm saying NOTHING!!! Come on Dan, wouldn't you say he's a nice guy? Allee, never sure about anything in life. I can't say too much either, he's a lurker and sometimes poster..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Come on Dan, wouldn't you say he's a nice guy? I didn't say that he is not. In fact I'd agree that he is a nice guy. I'm just not saying anything else that might get me in trouble with either of you... Anyone with any questions or requests for gossip can direct them to either Michelle or [bOL HANDLE WITHHELD FOR PRIVACE REASONS]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I can't say too much either, he's a lurker and sometimes poster..... Ooh. I love a good lurker. You know you've arrived when you have your own lurker ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavechaser Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 A lurker is just a stalker with a job. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I didn't say that he is not. In fact I'd agree that he is a nice guy. I'm just not saying anything else that might get me in trouble with either of you... Anyone with any questions or requests for gossip can direct them to either Michelle or [bOL HANDLE WITHHELD FOR PRIVACE REASONS]. Ah, no gossip to be told. Did anyone see that will and grace with Kevin Bacon? HE wanted a stalker so that everyone would know he was a big star. This guy is far from being a stalker, in a good way! You're the best Dan! BTW, thanks for all the chocolate and t-shirt! I'm wearing my shirt tomorrow! The chocolate is on my desk for all to see but everyone knows not to touch it:angryfire or fear the wrath! Man, I'm such a tease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 You're the best Dan! Please feel free to keep spreading that rumor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I can spread lots of rumors if taunted But this one is a go for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 or other than broad, sweeping generalizations? Plenty of women who consider themselves "strong" are really just arrogant b-----s, and men avoid them not out of fear but out of disgust. Is the opposite of "useful" useless? So...guys are useless to strong women? Hmmmm. Symbiotic incapability.... I gotta say I find the avatar intensely distracting particulary when you are making strong statements:lol: It lends a sort of evil smiley-ness to everything you post. I'm not sure that it is always intended:smashfrea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 are you refering to D-sub or to me? I just use them to keep things light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 he quoted me, mich. yeah, D...your perception is accurate. It isn't just a coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I figured it was mood driven:lol: Just don't go TEX on us and disappear for 6 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I know he quoted you, but just trying to keep everything clear. :biggthump :biggthump sorry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I gotta say I find the avatar intensely distracting particulary when you are making strong statements:lol: It lends a sort of evil smiley-ness to everything you post. I'm not sure that it is always intended:smashfrea I guess the whole thing is redundant since the half naked carver girl avatar was also quite distracting as well:biggthump although for different reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Gosh, and we're supposed to be the sensitive gender. Male bashing??? What??? Did I say ALL men?? I know better than to say a sweeping statement like that on this forum. I don't consider myself f-d up, difficult to deal with (only some times :) ) or self-centered. At this point in my life, someone would have told me already.So excuse the language in the next section: BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.<O:p></O:p> It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. <O:p></O:p> I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it. B - Babe I - In T - Total C - Control of H - Herself B = Beautiful I = Intelligent T = Talented C = Charming H = Hell of a Woman B = Beautiful I = Individual T = That C = Can H = Handle anything<O:p></O:p> <O:p></O:p> saw this on a t shirt once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Wow, isn't there anything going on in our lives?? Someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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