Guest Randy S. Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 OK, I couldn't modify the other thread to turn it into a poll, so I'm starting a new thread. The question: Which is better, sex or snowboarding. For clarification, we're talking about either an fanstastic untracked powder day or a day on perfect cord (your preference) vs. sex with your dream date (male/female, whatever). Forced to choose, which would you choose? My answer? I'll take a powder day over sex. In fact, I'd happily give up sex in exchange for a lifetime of powder days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 My season is over - I can't be thinking about snowboarding. Sex season is year-round. Sex it is. Ask me again in November! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philistine Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I love kids and everything, but I'm only 20 years old. I'll take snowboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonerider Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Randy S. Which is better, sex or snowboarding. For clarification, we're talking about either an fanstastic untracked powder day or a day on perfect cord (your preference) vs. sex with your dream date (male/female, whatever). ? So officially both would consist of a series of 30 minute "sessions" over the course of 7 hours, with 10 minute "rest periods" and a 1 hour lunch break. And of course pre-assuming everyone is physical capable of either such endeavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 gimme a choice between great conditions (pow days varied with good groomer days) and the skills to take advantage and I'll take THAT over sex any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 this is like choosing between your mom or your dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpyride Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 This is of course a decision that no normal person would ever have to face, nor one that a normal person would ever contemplate. Ask me whether I'd rather starve to death or die of thirst. Equally painful. Think not of what you have to give up, but rather what you can do to improve what you have. Speaking of meaningless sex: The perfect joint advertising campaign: Hummer and Viagra. "When you need a little hum in your tank, and a place to park it. The perfect combination for those who value image over substance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metjeep Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Scrubbing my belly on a toe side turn (the Neidecker). ... or watching my son on the TenTigr dig a ditch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 bumpyride overanalyzing! no one said anything about bad sex, etc...just a fantasy here, which would you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Pushee Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Boy, talk about a tough question. If we are talking just one outing here, then the answer would be snowboarding. If it comes down to choosing one or the other for the rest of my life, I have to go with sex. But what do I know, I'm only 57. Ask me again in another 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleaman Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I got the best of both worlds. I had SEX IN POWDER, it was cold, but pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecarve Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Randy S. For clarification, we're talking about either an fanstastic untracked powder day or a day on perfect cord (your preference) vs. sex with your dream date (male/female, whatever). Forced to choose, which would you choose? I generally prefer single-gender dates, so I'm gonna go with a day of untracked cord... joe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateW Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 d) All of the above (except the eunuch part) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCrider Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 d) all of the above (without the skiing eunuch part) snowbank sex makes an epic day more epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpyride Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Was that sex in the powder, with a male/female/or whatever. I'm hoping it's not the later, something that would make my board stick. Of course there's the old Woody Allen quote that ends with "It's with someone I love." That leads me to the unappealing thought of why he took the nickname "Woody"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I choose sex while snowboarding too....Sex outside is naughty and fun...Who cares if it's cold-you're only cold for a moment;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dano Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I'd say "first few frenzied weeks of relationship" sex beats a great snowboarding session any day. But "married for 5 years sex" only beats a great snowboarding session once in a while. I'd have to add "sex with a stranger" or "1 night stands" in my experience are impossible to call... due to the alcohol/drugs/desperate mental state usually involved...I wouldn't trust my selective memory. ds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Todd Stewart Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 i choose getting a bj on the ride up the gondola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleaman Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Todd Stewart i choose getting a bj on the ride up the gondola I tried my best for the same, but all I got was some neckin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastcoasticerider Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I'LL TAKE SNOWBOARDING OVER SEX ANY DAY......ANY KIND OF SNOW IS BETTER THAN ANY KIND OF SEX....(is that pathetic or what?) hey once you hit 50 Im just glad to be able to get down the hill......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpyride Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=21232&item=7146450340&rd=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by skatha Sex outside is naughty and fun...Who cares if it's cold-you're only cold for a moment;) youre with the wrong guy, hon:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcarver Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 .......That is a tough one. It depends on the conditions. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavechaser Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Does she ride? Does she like it on top of the mountain or the bottom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinor Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 I don't want to live without either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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