jonbass Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 I just watched Night at the Museum 2. It definitely wasn't the best 90 minutes I've spent but the scene with Darth Vader and Oscar the Grouch was hilarious. "Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so." -Kahmunrah to Darth Vader Hank Azaria sold it! Have any funny movie lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galen Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 When Curly died in City Slickers: "The man ate bacon at every meal..you just can't do that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronG Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 How about Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles when they encounter a toll booth out in the middle of the desert. Slim says "someone is going to have to ride back to town and get a sh*tload of dimes". They could have easily went around the toll booth, it's the middle of the friggin desert!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjvircks Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 In 'Treasure of the Sierra Madre', which some say is Humphry Bogart's best movie... mexican bandits accost Bogart and the bandits try to pass themselves off as Federales. Bogart asks to see their badges and they reply "Badges?.. BADGES??... WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utahcarver Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 "...Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away." -Dennis to Arthur, in a simply charming scene elaborating on the finer points of becoming a king. Been laughing at this one since the late-70's. Mark √<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraph Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 From the Princess Bride Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... From Army of Darkness Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you? Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ****... and Jack left town. From They Live "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0ardski Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 from Men at Work Aaahhh... somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy. from Lost Boys Stay away from me Michael. Your a goddam $hit suckin vampire, just wait til mom finds out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronG Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 from Men at WorkAaahhh... somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy. Wasn't this line from the movie 'Better Off Dead' with John Cusack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0ardski Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Wasn't this line from the movie 'Better Off Dead' with John Cusack? Possible, I haven't seen that one. monty python, it's only a flesh wound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbass Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 The Three Amigos Amigo - "Bartender give me a Beer Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila. Ned Nederlander: What's tequila? Bartender: Uh, it's like beer. or Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtslalom Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Roy Shieder "Chief Brode" to Robert Shaw "Quinn" after seeing jaws surface for the first time: "Your gonna need a bigger boat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pow4ever Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Tom Cruise (Les Grossman) in Tropic Thunder have some gems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Donnelly Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbass Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Tom Cruise (Les Grossman) in Tropic Thunder have some gems... Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Wow. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars at the box office, and you saved Tugg Speedman's career. Les Grossman: I couldn't have done it without you. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Really? Les Grossman: No, d*******. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Alpa Chino: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons! Kirk Lazarus: Man, just cause it's a theme song don't make it not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 "...Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away." -Dennis to Arthur, in a simply charming scene elaborating on the finer points of becoming a king. Been laughing at this one since the late-70's. Mark √<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> "Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed" From Airplane! "Surely, you can't be serious!" "I am serious and don't call me Shirley" From NL's Animal House "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" And, in the spirit of the season, from A Christmas Story "You'll shoot your eye out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Gendzwill Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Charlie don't surf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 From the animated movie "Surf's Up", Chicken Joe (a chicken) is looking for his friend Cody in the jungle and says,"I know he's out here, I can feel it in my nuggets". <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOm4zxxEVsY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOm4zxxEVsY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Another Surf's Up quote from one of the kid penguins. "Tank Evans is definately not a winner. He's a dirty trash can full of poop." <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1vVVL4owsM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1vVVL4owsM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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