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mr3arnest

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I guess I am interested in a burner as well. A few years back I got a whole bunch of us fantastic deals on the burner 197. Anyone here remember? Anyway, I still have mine (with one tail side slightly tweaked) but have always wanted to try the 188. Anybody got one around that they don't want? Or another 197 I suppose. Mine won't last forever. Make me a deal my wife can't refuse.

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Wow! I never expected a deal this good! I'll try to upload a picture asap.

Some things I should let you know though. Simulated picture of wife in precooked state. Some settling may occur during shipping. Actual wife may vary. For recreational use only. Can be used only as directed. May cause itching, burning, inflammation of the lower extremities, choking, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, memory loss, sudden and severe weight loss, boils, abrasions, flatulence, sneezing, blurry vision, voting Republican, dancing, gasping desperately for breath, asphyxiation, tumors, hernias, hemorrhages, and a propensity to watch sitcoms.

Oh! and of course, this:

No user-serviceable parts inside. One size fits all. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Repeat as necessary. Approved for veterans. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.

This wife appears to have been modified from its original version. No transfers issued until the wife's mouth comes to a complete stop. Wife sold by weight, not volume. Close spout after use.

Contents may be hot. Contents may be not. Your mileage may vary. Do not use the AC adapter provided for other products.

This is not a toy. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Now. How 'bout them burners?

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