Monster Carver Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 So what is with the titles under the handles?? Why am I called a Skidder?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bird Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 because you're a noob and you don't know how to carve a turn yet.... at least by the number of posts you've made.. if it were by your oh hell i'm to drunk to post.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekdut Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 I believe it is as follows: 0-50: Skidder 51-100: Grommer Grommet 101-500: Carver Extraordinaire 501-1000: Alpine Ace 1001-2000: Trench Digger 2000-3001: Lord of the Ruts 3000+: ? No one other than the mods has gotten that high yet. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex1230 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 you forgot one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Carver Posted March 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 So I can become a "carver extreme" just by posting messages??!! So this makes a carver?? OOOOKAYY........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bird Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 yes, posts = skills. Makes sense, huh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Oh my gosh! You guys just found a flaw in the system!!! Hells yeah, though... In just 2 seasons of carving I'm already a trench digger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex1230 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 It's even better when you see the occasional post by Chris Karol - "skidder" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carvedog Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 So what is with the titles under the handles??Why am I called a Skidder?? Because obviously in spite of your avatar you cannot carve yet. That is the beauty of the internet the more you sit on your ass at the computer the better you get at snowboarding. Some people on this board have become accomplished carvers in just a year or two without even going to the mountain. So keep posting and keep up the good work. Remember to stretch before boarding. Start with the pinkie doing little circles and then work your way across to the thumb. With both hands. Then do a series of butt clinches before sitting down. Now you are ready to board on this board without your board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Eh, I'm gettin bored... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Because obviously in spite of your avatar you cannot carve yet. That is the beauty of the internet the more you sit on your ass at the computer the better you get at snowboarding. Some people on this board have become accomplished carvers in just a year or two without even going to the mountain. So keep posting and keep up the good work. Remember to stretch before boarding. Start with the pinkie doing little circles and then work your way across to the thumb. With both hands. Then do a series of butt clinches before sitting down. Now you are ready to board on this board without your board. :lol::lol::lol: Of course, some of the non-boarding board boarders might gain more benefit from UNclinching their butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 A JONG by any other name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 it's just for fun. people complain about this every now and then, but nobody ever offers any creative alternative other than just doing away with the titles altogether. and what fun would that be? then we wouldn't get to laugh at threads like this! :p any suggestions? anyone? Bueller? No? didn't think so. If you want people to know a bit more about you, fill out your profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 A JONG by any other name... http://www.ericajong.com/ by any other name...is still a JONG <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETpn5G2SKA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETpn5G2SKA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> ......would schmell as schweeeeet;);) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Some people on this board have become accomplished carvers in just a year or two without even going to the mountain. Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 I believe it is as follows:0-50: Skidder 51-100: Grommer Grommet 101-500: Carver Extraordinaire 501-1000: Alpine Ace 1001-2000: Trench Digger 2000-3001: Lord of the Ruts 3000+: ? No one other than the mods has gotten that high yet. :) I beg to differ......:rolleyes: because you're a noob and you don't know how to carve a turn yet.... at least by the number of posts you've made.. if it were by your oh hell i'm to drunk to post.......... impossible!!! I just rolled over 3K and feel I should be able to conjure up my own title...such as.... supreme knucklehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carvedog Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 I beg to differ......:rolleyes: impossible!!! I just rolled over 3K and feel I should be able to conjure up my own title...such as.... supreme knucklehead Agreed then all those favor. Aye. Rightio. Then the ayes have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Agreed then all those favor. Aye.Rightio. Then the ayes have it. el supremo knucklehead "A man without hand is not a man. I've got so much hand I'm coming outta my gloves." <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqa44fpwa0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqa44fpwa0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Who are the knuckleheads? <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAovYAa7Xow&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAovYAa7Xow&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spil Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Who are the knuckleheads?<object height="355" width="425"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAovYAa7Xow&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object> Lol, I thought of that song too, but what is that video of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 i always thought skidder just means you s**t your pants. Guess I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mario Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 and I become a better rider! cool! And I thought it was all of that actual carving.:rolleyes: silly me. mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 and I become a better rider!cool! And I thought it was all of that actual carving.:rolleyes: silly me. mario now you're an ace!!!! congrats man. One day, you'll be as good as me. :D Keep dreaming though ;) Just kidding, big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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