b0ardski Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 boots are only allowed in bed if she has new ones too:eplus2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Once you get hard...you never go soft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronG Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Piece not peice, remember "i" before "e" accept after 'C' snicker, snicker!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Piece not peice, remember "i" before "e" accept after 'C'snicker, snicker!! Damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Have <b>YOU</b> ever tried a real snowboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglez Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Your Mom likes it HARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTA2R Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 hey guys, for hatin' on the steretypical male teenage snowboarder park monkey, some of you sure as hell sound like them "your mom/girlfriend" this and that....come on man, show some creativity, especially if you're gonna have an "attitude sticker" "your mom/girlfriend" makes you worse than the stereotypical teen b/c most of us here are well past that stage in life.... so no, i don't think those are very funny at all....sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buell Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 hey guys,for hatin' on the steretypical male teenage snowboarder park monkey, some of you sure as hell sound like them "your mom/girlfriend" this and that....come on man, show some creativity, especially if you're gonna have an "attitude sticker" "your mom/girlfriend" makes you worse than the stereotypical teen b/c most of us here are well past that stage in life.... so no, i don't think those are very funny at all....sorry Hey Barry, I knew it would be good when I saw that you had posted. Someone had to say it. Thanks! Didn't we go through this last year? Same thread, started by the same person. Here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Hey Barry, I knew it would be good when I saw that you had posted. Someone had to say it. Thanks! Didn't we go through this last year? Same thread, started by the same person. Here. I have a name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglez Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Look at that, the "Fun Police" strike again. How about this one: "This is a snowboard" Boring enough for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Ludicrous Speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveBomber Posted November 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Hey Barry, I knew it would be good when I saw that you had posted. Someone had to say it. Thanks! Didn't we go through this last year? Same thread, started by the same person. Here. Grays on trays :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTA2R Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 interpreting tone over the net can be challenging eaglez, who are you referring to? buell, i had completely forgotten....i don't post much anymore. thx for the "i knew it would be good" comment....i had no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglez Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Ludicrous Speed........ that is great!!! Says it all. Some simple ones: I CARVE I SPEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 hey guys,for hatin' on the steretypical male teenage snowboarder park monkey, some of you sure as hell sound like them "your mom/girlfriend" this and that....come on man, show some creativity, especially if you're gonna have an "attitude sticker" "your mom/girlfriend" makes you worse than the stereotypical teen b/c most of us here are well past that stage in life.... so no, i don't think those are very funny at all....sorry plus one for no good with the alienation stickerz. "Carving is Easy-Ask me How" be an ambassador for the sport, not a pompous jackarse. "ArC it or Park it" is a good one, big C in Arc and maybe a lil pic of a method air next to Park.Basically, stay in the park if yer not ripping arcs(or just park yer board in the rack until you learn how to really ride) :rolleyes: . Weasel made stickers that said "This IS NOT a Trail" and they fit across the tail of your board - perfect for idiots behind you in line that like to ride up the back of your board. divebummer has me on ignore...maybe I should elaborate on what a goofball he is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkey Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 "It's called an alpine board. No, I don't ride backwards." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0ardski Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 it's not a ski boot & I don't ski in laces either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Istvan Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Why would one want to put a sticker on a snowboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Ludicrous Speed........ that is great!!! Says it all. I think it'd be even better with the whole line... Ahh, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! GO! Another good one would be: My brains are going into my feet! Maybe even "I can't drive 55" or "I can't drive mach schnell." Acutally, now that I think of it, I think a sticker that just said "Mach Schnell" would be pretty cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave ESPI Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 What is a "Jib board" anyway ? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Makin' Bacon ! cuz I'm slick like grease :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paragonUE Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 new idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm liking the idea of Arcs not Parks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjl Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Actually, there's no need for the apostrophe to be in "its" either. Both "its" and "it's" are acceptable from what I was told. But I digress... Heh, that's totally incorrect ;) "It's" and "its" are totally different words. "It's" is a contraction of "it" and "is", like "that's" is a contraction of "that" and "is", like "that's great" or "it's great" or "It's not how fast you go/it's how you go fast" "Its" is the possessive form of the pronoun "it". It's basically the same as "his" or "her" or "hers": He/his/his, she/her/hers, it/its/its If you're not sure which one to use, replace it with "it is" or "it has" and if it makes sense, you need an apostrophe. If you can replace it with "his" or "her" or "hers" and if that makes sense, you don't need an apostrophe. Sorry, I'm a grammar nerd. OK, I'm a nerd about lots of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pow Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Makin' Bacon !cuz I'm slick like grease :D where do you find this stuff?:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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