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Here's my favorite part haha

"One conspiracy theory asserts that Burton colluded with Rossignol (who never figured out how to make an asymetrical snowboard because they are French) to kill off asymetrical snowboards in order streamline and cheapen production, so that it could be outsourced to less skilled laborers in Kazakhstan, the Dominican Republic, and Cleveland."

Conspiracy theory? Kazakhstan? Cleveland?

WTF?!?!

Awesome, truly awesome writing. Kudos

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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I guess I should have known something was up when the conspiracy took a shot at Cleveland. That and the latest in coiler topsheet designs ala Cleveland. Oh well whoever it is got a good "what are you smoking letter via ebaymail":lol: :lol: :lol:

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