So Dave-
You've developed a scaled rating system to determine the hair accumulation on the inter-thigh of male snowboarders. I heard you where massaging his inter-thighs with Avocor--Phils right about sasquatch [sasquatch]
n : large hairy humanoid creature said to live in wilderness areas of Park City, Utah Or sometimes found in Heber City [syn: Bigfoot, Sasquatch]