Team 32 will be offering a clinic during this year’s ECES. There will be no signup list for this event nor any posted meeting times. The clinic will be floating all around the mountain. “All” meaning black diamond or double black diamond trails. When you are accepted into the clinic you will know it. The following are not allowed at any times during the clinic: mittens, neck warmers, whining or ECing. You must have at least 4 of the following to be allowed to attend: beard, flannel, dip, attitude, 200lbs+ club, race board with plate and a platinum card (used to buy Team members beers after the clinic). Under special circumstances, if you have a platinum card we may be able to waive the other requirements. What to expect from the Team 32 clinic: you will be insulted, confused and intimidated. You may even feel a little sick to your stomach. You will hear many f-bombs and other cuss words; if under 21 you will need a note from your mother. Your riding will most likely not improve. This is only an introductory clinic and we are not F-ing miracle workers. The Team 32 technique takes several years of apprenticeship, followed by a minimum of two years on your journey man’s license prior to achieving full Team 32 Member status. As our BroScience buddy Dom Mazzetti said “50% fact, 50% magic, 100% results, insert gunshot sound effect here”