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I think this may have been said before, but... This is useless w/out pics!

Funny Old Man.... Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" Sex!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while. "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked into the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's.

Great info on the YYZ tech page comparison. Dave, you might consider adding a row to the spreadsheet with "aka" info. For folks who might remember a 423 or AF600 or whatever prior model Raichle. Do the new models correspond in some way to the old ones (yes, I know they do) - and which are rough equivalents in terms of performance and fit. Just a thought. Great work.

26 things girls wish guys knew -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs, they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words **** you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special, then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner, then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet, kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny, why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile, then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell, a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no, it's just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you ****ing baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated. 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny. 26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.

I think the original image looked something like this: What a great person. She's awesome in the TGR stuff: Oh, and she's pretty versatile: And did anyone mention super sexy: And if you didn't notice, is there a passing resemblance to Michelle? :rolleyes: ?????

Just get a Macintosh. Its pretty much what you can expect to see from Windows in another 3-4 years. Oh, and to answer your question, yes apples and oranges. The best analogy I came up with when I sold computers was to think of it like a freeway. You can have a 2 lane freeway with a 70mph speed limit yet be able to cover ground much faster on a 4 lane freeway with a 60mph speed limit when there's any amount of traffic. Plus you can get way more cars down the road on the 4 lane freeway, at the same or slower speeds. But like I said, get a Mac - you'll be so happy you did. Just save your old PC for the rare times you need Windows for something (we use Virtual PC for the few times when we need to bill Microsoft - they require ActiveX controls for their invoicing system and they don't make ActiveX for Mac.

Check this out: http://www.skipass.com/guide-matos/ski/2007/duret/legende-series.html 200/170/190. Those wacky Frenchmen. Holy Fat Skis Batman! In case it wasn't clear, yes those are fat skis. Advertised as the fattest ski in the world (right now). OK, next season I'm going to try mounting a pair of snowboards at 90 degrees and ride them as skis. It'll be a bitch if I crash with no release bindings, but fun to try anyway. Oh, and my first ever snowboard was made by Duret. It was a 185 swallowtail with plastic bindings and no highbacks. 1986, that was a long time ago.

For Sale: Roethlisberger Replica Helmet This was actually on eBay today. Someone created an auction for this authentic Ben Roethlisberger Replica Motorcycle Helmet. I picked one up and would be willing to part with it for a mere $150.00. It is in the box and ready to ship (photo below). Please paypal me the money. :lol: :lol: If you are going to ride a motorcycle, wear a helmet and full leathers you stupid, stupid people.

I've seen that at least a dozen times and I never get tired of watching it.

Those pretty boards give me a woody. Does that count? Oh, and you can see the wood grain through the transluscent topsheet of a couple of my Doneks.

NOW we're back on topic!

Remember, every hour it is 4:20 somewhere!

Dr. D. Are you an MD or a DC?

If you use the soft tongues, I'd think they'll be fine if they fit your foot OK. Fit is the key with any boot. I use the stiff tongues (I weigh 200lbs) and find them plenty flexible. I haven't installed the BTS-like device that Arnaud created, but if you put that one with a soft spring, you might like it more than the stock set up. I had UPS boots before and the buckles on my rear foot would rub together (eventually wore through). I've not had anything like that happen with the Heads.

I'm definitely missing it. Its been a week and a half since I last carved turns and it will be another week and a half to two and a half weeks before I get to go again. Such a bummer. The good news is that traffic and posts on BOL and other sites have slowed down so I have a little more time to get work done during the day. After July 4 though, its going to get tough to find places locally to carve turns. And since I can't afford a trip to Chile, I'm going to have to get creative.

and.... did she succeed?

:lol: :lol: :lol: At least Anton won't be doing the cooking for you guys.

Hey! It has a name. Morton's Toe: Link Here Who knew?

That's to give any passengers a "blow" job. :rolleyes: :o

I was always told that was a sign of intelligence. Needless to say, my feet are the same. I think I recall being told recently that only men have this trait. It came up in a discussion about spotting trannies (don't ask). :o

I know a couple of families where the wife works and the husband takes care of the kids. It seems to work well for them. In both cases, the wives make a ****load of money working in the sales organization of large tech companies - both are VPs, one at Intel, another at EMC. However, they are very much the exception. Michelle, I think most guys will say that they'd like to be asked out by women, and in fact many do. However, I think the reality is that most guys really do prefer being the one taking the initiative (or at least thinking they are taking the initiative). Allee's observations are interestingly apt, IMO.

The Cost of Marriage On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut. :lol:

The AF and SB series fit differently, and the overlap works differently. This can be a problem for some people. I found the AFs didn't stay latched well, and the overlap didn't work well at all for me. Kept getting messed up, popping buckles open, or getting hooked up on itself.

Yeah, but do you drive an Acura Integra with a "Type R" badge and an exhaust that's 8" in diameter? :p Ducking for cover now.

Skatha will know the punchline about 3/4 way through this. A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME !!!!