Guest Randy S. Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 OK, we're having all these OT threads since we're all starved for something to write about. So I'll start one just for fun. Everyone can contribute. Here's how it works. Post up an unusual expression in the Subject line and put the definition in the body of the message. A couple of housekeeping rules: 1) try to keep it fairly clean (I'm about to break this rule). OK, you can refer to unclean things, but try to at least do it in a clever way so the teenagers on this forum aren't grossed out completely (and so Fin doesn't have to kill this thread). 2) no dirty pictures. We all know what a thong/t-back/butt floss looks like, we don't need the visual reference, that will help us comply with rule #1. )3 You can post as many times as you like, but you can't post two in a row (let someone else have a turn). OK, here goes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 In talking about women who dye their hair, this refers to whether the hair "down there" matches the hair "up there". Yes, it was the blondes thread that inspired this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 A cougar is any woman visibly <i>well</i> into their 40s or beyond who is trying desperately and unsuccessfully to appear 23, and is on the prowl in a bar/club, waiting for some unsuspecting 20-something male to take his 3rd shot of tequila before she pounces for the kill. Of course, we could just replace this thread with a link to www.urbandictionary.com, but what the hey, it's summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 A tattoo on the small of a woman's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWriverstone Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 duh•bree - (noun), Fr. - an extreme sports participant who lacks control, frightens others, and often harms themself. (syn: driftwood, OC, spaz) Example: "He was total debris on that slope." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Pooned (pronounced as in 'Harpoon'): Verb. The act of being defeated horribly, injured, ect. Ex. Oh man, that guy got pooned! Ex. Debris would be somebody who gets pooned alot. Pone (powne): Noun. The noun version of Pooned. Ex. Dont worry about the game, your team will pone them. I cant really think of any more right now. Jack, I thought that a tramp stamp was the same as a Hickey, and that the lower back tatoos were Easy Marks? Maybe just a mix up at school, but we've always called Hickeys tramp stamps. -Justin ________ MYOSITIS FORUMS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 this may be a purely local expression: I've been seeing people use it on a local skate site. As far as I can tell, it means "double gnarly," "gnarly injury," "extra gnarly s***," etc. Sample usage in the wild: "I wonder what kinda gnar gnar I'll get this time, i get something every time i ride hard..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by Jack Michaud A tattoo on the small of a woman's back. hey i resemble that remark!!!! but this lady ain't no tramp. pfft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Uh-oh, Aisling threatens to derail the thread. :-) ...must...keep...mind...on...new...vocabulary.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Dold Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 What kind of pants have the zipper in the back? Did I miss some sort of fashion milestone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 that's not pants. its a black with plaid mini skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Hmm. Black with plaid mini skirt + tramp stamp + picture of cleavage with dead presidents stuffed in + doesn't understand why this attracts jerky/abusive guys = ? notaslut ? OK, now getting back on track here: Looking at those two pictures of tats on the lower back make me think of the expression "Donkey Punch" but I can't define that one and maintain compliance with the rules, so I'll go with: Ma$$hole An noun, typically used in reference to a rude or discourteous person, most commonly in conjunction with the operation of a motor vehicle. Examples of such behavior might include, but should not be limited to: tailgating, lane drifting, weaving, random stopping, randomly leaving a turn signal on, not using a turn signal to indicate a turn, inability to merge, inability to yield, inability to observe posted signs for anything, or any combination of these. Just ride on the Mass Pike. Multiple examples will immediately come to mind. Not to be confused with Gashole, which is a similar species, but usually found driving a Hummer or similar vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimcheen Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 This is somebody from New York or New Jersey who behaves as described in the previous post. On the slopes as well the road.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisling Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by Randy S. Hmm. Black with plaid mini skirt + tramp stamp + picture of cleavage with dead presidents stuffed in + doesn't understand why this attracts jerky/abusive guys = ? notaslut ? the pic of the bodice is from my job on the side working at a medieval manor-esque show. the plaid skirt is not extremely mini and i wear it on st patricks day and to DKM or Bosstones shows with shorts underneath so i can kick people who make ASSumptions about me. some guys have been jerks to me but never abusive. anyone tried that with me and they'd hand in a pair of something something to donate to the lab at school. wow randy, congrats you just pissed off the redhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by Aisling wow randy, congrats you just pissed off the redhead. HaHa. You fell for the troll. Troll 1a. Noun One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. 1b. Noun A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect. A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread. 1c. Noun A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned. See: CMC 2a. Noun Sometimes compared to the Japanese ‘Oni’, a troll is a supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, whose race was thought to have carried massive stones into the countryside (although actually the result of glaciers). Lives in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges. They are stupid, large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, and bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. Trolls love to eat people, especially small children. The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous. 2b. Noun An aesthetically repulsive person, often has terrible social skills, usually a woman. See Troglodyte. 2c. Noun An old, unattractive gay man who hits on young men, and cannot seem to understand that they want nothing to do with him. 3a. Verb To fish by dragging bait behind a moving motor-boat. 3b. Verb To cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact. 4. Noun A joke disguised as an outrageously stupid statement or question, intended to trap people into believing it is serious. 5. Verb To use acid and ectasy simulataneously. See trolling. (Comes from ‘Tripping’ on acid, and ‘Rolling’ on ecstasy) 6. Noun A toy popular in the 1980’s, a ‘troll’ is a cute little plastic trolls with fluffy, colored hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex1230 Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 A snowboarder/skier/skateboarder who looks great in the air, but can't turn, land, or stop See also: Jib Monkey, Rail Rider, and anyone who was a pro from 1989 - 1995 (except CK and some of the Euros) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Plowjam; Noun.: The big pile of well-packed snow that the town snowplows leave at the end of your driveway after you have just finished shoveling. ________ MAZDA S PLATFORM SPECIFICATIONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ak_rider Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Tramp Stamp-synonym-bull's eye:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellowjonny Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Tramp stamp= Goal post tattoo--shot through the goal post somebody is on the scoreboard! My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleaman Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 See: CMC LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randy S. Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Gaper-gap. n. The exposed space in the forehead found between the top of one's ski goggles and the front of one's helmet. Note: Total area of said gaper gap is generally proportional to an individual's relative gaper status. Also spelled Gayper Gap. Gaper. n. A person who spends a lot of time looking at things, often stopping in annoying, inappropriate, or downright dangerous places to do so. Usually a noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeez rule Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Garranteed Accident Prone Every Run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 AFWOTAM...I use this in engineering quite a bit. It stands for "Aweful F..n Waste of Time and Money" RCH... It is a measurement made of a very small amount. Like when your front binding is off by an RCH. Email me if you do not know what these three letters stand for. If I spelled it out it may doom this thread. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronG Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 "tramp stamp" great description of those tatoos. I prefer to call them " reading material" when you are in a certain situation!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 BOR, short for "Bend Over Ratio" - a measure of the amount of ass-kissing/bending over backward you'll do to win a particular project or keep a particular client happy. "The BOR for that client is too high." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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