Puddy Tat Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Well I was the only carver out at Rabbit hill yesterday. The morning was hard chalk, and I was leaving some nice hard-sided cuts in it on a "blue" run in the morning. In the afternoon it softened up a bit and I moved over to the single "black" on the hill and carved that a few times. I came back to the blue just before I left and ran down it a few more times, catching my thumb in one of my ruts and lightly spraining it. My wife asked me how the day went and I happened to say "It went great until I jammed my thumb in my own trench during a high speed layout." Yeah she burst out laughing too. Had a list of climbing terms that sounded dirty but actually weren't. Things like "Nice rack", amongst others. Anyone up for a thread of carving terms and phrases that sound dirty but actually aren't? These could encompass anything to do with carving/waxing/board maintenance/board names etc. Moderator's feel free to move this to OT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Tat Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Yeah and at NES I finally saw the 183cm Coiler Monster that Corey rides and I said "Corey I expected your monster to be bigger than that." Occaisionally life really needs a rewind button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 "Corey I expected your monster to be bigger than that." :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 yeah, I jammed my thumb in GeoffV's trench once. ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Prokopiw Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 (a 210)just so I can hear people whisper as I skate through the line '' look at that thing ,it's so long!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dano Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 yeah, I jammed my thumb in GeoffV's trench once. ouch! Was that on the gondi? Ewwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Corey I expected your monster to be bigger than that." Everyone in earshot just stopped walking. I think a tumbleweed rolled between the open-mouthed skiers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphy12 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 A lady in the gondola line at Stratton said: "Yours is so much bigger!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjvircks Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I have UPZ with ski heels. I frequently switch back and forth between skis and board, especially during our beer league race night. Often I have to explain "I go both ways." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I ride in Québec, because I live in Ottawa. The first language there is French, and as my mother is a Francophone, I'm totally familiar with the Francophone ESL tendencies. I will admit, however, that this one caught me off guard. I was standing in the lift line, a couple of girls next to me. We end up getting on the same chair, and they start asking questions about my board. When they noticed that the tail was not like the nose, one of them asked me: "How do you do it from behind?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Tat Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 "Corey I expected your monster to be bigger than that." Everyone in earshot just stopped walking. I think a tumbleweed rolled between the open-mouthed skiers! This whole sorrid tale is only made funnier by the fact that I just just been introduced to Corey about 15 minutes earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Yeah, I usually wait at least an 30 minutes before showing someone my monster. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Tat Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Look when I first saw it, it was standing straight up and stuck in a rack and honestly I wasn't all that impressed.:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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surlyguy Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Yeah, I usually wait at least an 30 minutes before showing someone my monster.:p I also stuck my foot in it over this board. "My schtubby isn't quite enough for me, I've got eyes on that monster of corey's". But seriously, dibs on that board for next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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