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Yo' Momma So Fat jokes for carvers


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Couldn't go to sleep so came up with these. Must be slap happy.

1. Yo momma so fat when she carves her a$$ drags the snow... TOESIDE!

2. Yo momma so fat the last trench she carved became a tourist attraction called the Grand Canyon

3. Yo momma so fat her waist has the same measurements as the side cut of my Tinkler

4. Yo momma so fat she thinks Extreme Carving is what you do on Thanksgiving

5. Yo momma so fat her board has more metal than the Eiffel Tower

6. Yo momma so fat her board never leaves the ground. And that's going up on the lift!

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