photodad2001 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Couldn't go to sleep so came up with these. Must be slap happy. 1. Yo momma so fat when she carves her a$$ drags the snow... TOESIDE! 2. Yo momma so fat the last trench she carved became a tourist attraction called the Grand Canyon 3. Yo momma so fat her waist has the same measurements as the side cut of my Tinkler 4. Yo momma so fat she thinks Extreme Carving is what you do on Thanksgiving 5. Yo momma so fat her board has more metal than the Eiffel Tower 6. Yo momma so fat her board never leaves the ground. And that's going up on the lift! Add your own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 yo momma so fat she uses the scoop nose to eat her mashed potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailertrash Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Try writing some that are funny. This is about as dumb as the carving songs somebody else posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 and the crowd goes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softbootsurfer Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted February 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Try writing some that are funny.This is about as dumb as the carving songs somebody else posted. TT's mom is so stupid she choked on a hard boot because it said Head.:lol::lol::lol: Come on, that's funny!;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdea Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photodad2001 Posted February 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 I'll go back to watching Dane Cook now, now HE is funny. Ah, now I see. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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