willywhit Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 it bein' a swallow tail and all I think the plumber's butt thing would be a howl. Kinda like that old SNL skit with Ackroyd fixin' the old Norge with Gilda and Bill Murray "cracking" up. :lol: 892244013957808rRJEMiSgbS'> He's got this mullet cut, hairy crack, dumb demeanor Fits him real well since he's a loo cleaner Why'd we go get a butt crack plumber? Damn! Stupid butt crack plumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 ROFL!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algunderfoot Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Hey GF, I can't belive you went right by "Recon", with the camo bottom, and the places you will now be able to follow me too......I "reckin" "Recon" didn't remind you of Clint as "Gunny Highway" either, did it?. In any case this thread is a welcome awaking of this forum, I can tell a lot of folks are itching to go get on whatever they're riding. "Desire" (my powstick) and I will ride with you and ????, regardless of what you name it, just don't dress him up......sparkles and all that.... BF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Al you must be traveling? Meant to respond to your thread: My offer stills stands... I'll pick you guys up at the airport and have an extra car but the lines at the time you want to be out here are insane. Not to mention there is no room on the hill to put three turns together. I hate to discourage, but holidays are usually rest days for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algunderfoot Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 What's up T-VR, We really appreciate the offer, but I agree the timing would be bad. The last time I was in the front range was the Christmas of 2001, had Vail to myself. I don't do lift lines well, and hate getting hit even more, so let's plan on another time. We are hoping for piles of snow to be here by then, Mt. Bohemia would be a gas, otherwise I would really like to hit Kalispell, as I look for more places to add to my list of good retirement locations. Never been there before.... Be Good! Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boarderboy Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Come to think of it, your board is sexually confused... As much as the tip is a strong phallic symbol, the tail is a very prominent female sexuality symbol. That's it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Prokopiw Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 How about: I, Swallow I, Swallow-Tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 I think you should name it Richard. You know ... the dick thing. :D Cindy...You were the inspiration for me naming my board. His new name is.....Richard E. Normous. Better known as Dick E. Normous. Thanks for everyones help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Way to go Cindy! Another impressive accomplishment to add to your resume! Carver Chick... Please don't tell us what you will be thinking about when you stroke the wax off of Richard :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Hot wax... Now that sounds like it's getting a little kinky. Then again, he does have a split tail.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyYT316 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 When I was going to school at Utah State, I lived in a place called Le Grande Richards Hall, aka The Big Dick Hall. If you wanted a spanish name, you could call it Le Grande Richards:biggthump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 otherwise I would really like to hit Kalispell, as I look for more places to add to my list of good retirement locations. Never been there before....Be Good! Al Let me know when you are coming I will be glad to show you around. check out the big mountain expression session thread maybe you can visit when a bunch of trench diggers are in town:biggthump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cail Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 could have named it Hugh... Hugh G. Rection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Way to go Cindy! Another impressive accomplishment to add to your resume!Carver Chick... Please don't tell us what you will be thinking about when you stroke the wax off of Richard :p ROFL:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 You guys are funny as hell. I needed a laugh today and just reading everything again from this thread, makes me realize why I can't wait to go back to SES and see my new crazier than me friends :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Now you have to get the stickers made and put on the back. Go on, do it, think of the looks you'll get in the lift line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Al and I was discussing this last night, I was thinking about getting the name on a sticker. He was thinking, I should get a sticker of a huge one and put it on the nose of the board. I was thinking about trying to find something with a girl riding a rocket or something and put his name underneath it. Any views? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bird Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 find the largest rubber phallus you can find and attach it to the board, just behind the tip, call it "your guiding light" or "compass". I think a 15-18" unit with the girth of a beer can would be appropriate. Considering your man, maybe you should call it Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 When do we get to see a pic of the now named unit? Cum-on... let's see Big Rich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Does he need protection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Just get one of those "Hello, my name is..." stickers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 When do we get to see a pic of the now named unit?Cum-on... let's see Big Rich! Ok so here is a picture of my enormous dick He's 167cm long. You likey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 R E Normous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted October 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Another BOLer pointed out the bird feeder in the pic but didn't want to post... good heavens... we wouldn't want to offend Carver Chick. But he is right... that thing is as phallic as it gets. Do we have a household theme here? My mom collects humming birds... I know another woman who collects ducks or cows or something. Al... you must be THAAAAA MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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