OK, OK. If you like SF&F, here's a few choices:
Anything by Emma Bull but especially War for the Oaks
Anything by Guy Gavriel Kay, favourite is A Song for Arbonne
Most of Barbra Hambly's stuff, start with Dragonsbane
Lois McMaster Bujold's Miles Vorkosigan series, just find the first one and plough through the whole lot.
Patricia McKillip, start with the Riddlemaster trilogy, I believe the first book is The Riddlemaster of Hed
Neal Stephenson, try Cryptonomicon
For thrillers, I love the Prey series by John Sandford. Also if you haven't read Red Dragon or The Silence of the Lambs, you're missing a couple of excellent thrillers. Give Hannibal a miss.
Just finished reading The Salmon of Doubt, a collection of various essays, talks, letters to the editor and a half-finished book by Douglas Adams. Marvelous stuff, and just the thing to get you tuned up for the upcoming Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. And if you haven't read the books, what are you waiting for?